A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:30 am

sometimes I laugh to myself thinking how much of a bell-end you are.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:12 pm

austrotard wrote:
Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:30 am
sometimes I laugh to myself thinking how much of a bell-end you are.
The best...damn...bell-end in town!!!


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Re: A Confession

Post by Transylwader » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:05 pm

austrotard wrote:
Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:03 pm
confession: as I get ready for a 1.5hrs drive to work I take comfort in the fact that I'm not tranny.

relates: 'boks hammered 57-0.

elates: tranny's l'hammered 24/7.

lates: ha ha... fuck you, mike.

sate: but no offence of course.
JFC, thank Christ I didn't know about this beat down. I have a mate visiting from Engerland. Just got back in town. Fuck me indeed. At least it was to the Kiwi's and not the fucking Dingo's as this would be a bloodbath.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:15 pm

some saffa you've turned out to be.
kiwis down a mine shaft know when they're playing.

what a trouncing.

I'll bet raffa feels the dickhead now.

"oh... right." said stoopid raffa.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:46 pm

austrotard wrote:
Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:15 pm
some saffa you've turned out to be.
kiwis down a mine shaft know when they're playing.

what a trouncing.

I'll bet raffa feels the dickhead now.

"oh... right." said stoopid raffa.
I questioned my intelligence,
out loud
this evening
awaiting consolation
a seed worth digesting
as often happens when one digs
something unsavory is unearthed
the soil that was seemingly endless
while digging
failed to bury
to cover
what the truth had known
all along


"oh...right," said stupid raffa.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:10 am

confession: so I thought I'd fly to tassie during a severe weather warning.

relates: hurricane shoesyboots.

elates: sea run bruins.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Redchaser » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:01 am

austrotard wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:10 am
confession: so I thought I'd fly to tassie during a severe weather warning.

relates: hurricane shoesyboots.

elates: sea run bruins.
What's the bookiemitch odds on you getting skunked?
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:32 am

pretty good. no access to a tailrace and now in the pub.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Lando » Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:25 am

Then I'll put a fun ticket that you'll be blanked.
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Re: A Confession

Post by BigTimber » Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:31 pm

confession:
I like having a beer belly. When you take a shit, you can keep your shirt out of the "line of fire" by gathering it up and tucking under your gut for safe keeping.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Redchaser » Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:35 pm

BigTimber wrote:
Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:31 pm
confession:
I like having a beer belly. When you take a shit, you can keep your shirt out of the "line of fire" by gathering it up and tucking under your gut for safe keeping.
It also makea a good armrest. I don't understand why some folks get all excited about having a 6 pack, when I've go the whole fucking keg.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:45 am

confession:
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relates: 5lb and 24"

elates: rained out today. again.

lates: in the trailer. a la thndr in ak.

sate: pay up, btices.
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