A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:03 pm

cinfussion: I saw no bishes, cuz.


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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:00 pm

My uncle passed nearly three years ago.

His wife joined him a couple weeks back.

Whenever I would visit them, he'd say "Grab the brandy and a pair of glasses. You know where they live."

Today after my aunt's service, my cousin gave me the glasses we used to drink out of, and the bottle of brandy we never finished.


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Re: A Confession

Post by SLSS » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:48 pm

Cheers, AJ. :cool
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:05 am

confession: I didn't know shoney's was a real place.

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Re: A Confession

Post by D-nymph » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:59 am

There was one time at this Luau in Landoland of the Lost where I had heero in my borrowed raft for the afternoon slinging bamboo & dries up front & Porno Mike slinging beer & stone flies in the back... River right was fishy as all get out. There was a gravel island up ahead & I knew left of the island would likely be a smoother ride, but the right just looked so damned fishy. We were the first boat in the pack at that point, so I had no frame of reference as to which side of the island I should take. I chose the fishier water.

Bottom of the island there are two big rocks in the middle of the channel. The right side of those rocks, inside bend channel looked widest & easiest, so I took that one. 100 yards away from the rocks "I'm going to hit them" hahaha big funny joke because they are so far away & all that. We get 50 feet away & I think I'm free & clear when the current changes, becomes real fast & instantly sucks us into the rocks.

Uhhh, no, really, we're gonna hit them, this is not good.

We do, they high side, water pours over the side of the tubes. Porno steps right out of the boat onto the right side rock at the same time as Heero pushes off the left rock while I'm trying to not break an oar. Boat is full of water & it pivots left around the rock, see ya porno! Super heavy boat takes me about a hundred yards to get to shore, everything is floating, cooler is emptied out, about 50 feet above a rapid that is who knows how long.

Heero & I are laughing because we are alive. We look up & see porno on the rock.

Heero - "WTF? Look at him, Is he fishing already?"

He was. LOL

Heero - "You got the boat? I'm gonna make sure he's alright & see if he needs help getting to shore."

Heero runs up the gravel bar, phone camera in hand, obviously while I secure the floaties. He's taking porno's picture, etc. Mike tosses him his fly rod & hat. Secures loose items in his pockets & readies to jump in the fast water. Heero's camera still out.

Mike - paraphrasing - "Mate, I know this will make a good video. But sometimes people die doing this kind of shit. I'm not really cool with if I were to drown here, my daughter seeing some viral video of me dying, put that shit away".

Heero after pondering for a moment - "OK, I can respect that"

He jumped in & swam to shore without his heart stopping, nobody drowned, the boat was undamaged. If anyone had to be there, up front, I'm glad it was Heero. Lots of laughs were had. He should post the short video of Porno stuck on the rock before taking the plunge.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:45 am

confession: I took the handlebars off.

relates: therefore my avatar is now a misrepresentation.

elates: british cut, what.

lates: I look so much like my grandfather it spooks me mum.

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Re: A Confession

Post by fatman » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:08 am

austrotard wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:45 am

elates: british cut, what.
pics for reference, btice :smile
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:03 am

first I need a haircut.




confession: I'm always apprehensive of telling you lot what I'm watching so's you don't spoil it for us.

relates: dunkirk.

elates: we'd better not have to queue up.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:33 am

I'll get pinto mile stuck on rock video Up soon. I had a Really good time with all you fellas

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Re: A Confession

Post by pbrstreetgang » Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:11 am

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:33 am
I'll get pinto mile stuck on rock video Up soon.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:04 pm

Confession:

The writing on the main page of this board has become beyond what I can accept as a person interested in fly fishing and, to a much lesser extent, writing.
"We were equally hip, both riding fixed gear bikes and sporting cordura canvas packs"

Are you fucking KIDDING me? I'm not some old fucking curmudgeon shaking his fist at the youguns'....this is fucking trash, teeny bopper shit.

I could go on for hours on how this particular post flew in the face of every thing that attracted me to this magazine and messageboard, but Tom seems to have different motives these days. Maybe it's survival, maybe it's just selling the fuck out. I know I won't hear a peep from him, because that would involve admitting that he turned the Drake into a fucking I-25 furniture warehouse.
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Re: A Confession

Post by BigTimber » Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:50 pm

lighten up francis. I took it as the dude poking fun at their hipness.
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