A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by fallen513 » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:59 pm

I've never been on I-25, but I've burnt a lot of furniture. I bet you could see a warehouse of it burning from outer space.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:43 pm

you can see a trucking depot.

ask me how I know.
no, in fact don't.

just don't ever fucking cross me or the cc.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:57 am

confession: after three unsuccessful attempts with 20lb test I'm now sat in a dental surgery

relates: send money.

elates: not nudes.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:35 am

well dat wab fubbing gay.
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Re: A Confession

Post by pbrstreetgang » Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:43 pm

you still cannae figger how to pull your own teeth, and you claim to have lived in Britain...
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:28 am

your confession: every single one of you cunts forgot my birthday.

your relates: are prolly related.

your elates: fuck mitch who, hey.
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Re: A Confession

Post by root wad » Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:44 pm

I intended to contribute a bday card when you were here but I "forgot" and took it home with me.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Thu Aug 17, 2017 7:32 pm

someday. somebodies gonna see inside....



take time to make time...

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:06 pm

root wad wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:44 pm
I intended to contribute a bday card when you were here but I "forgot" and took it home with me.
confession: I laugh heartedly. nice one.
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Re: A Confession

Post by west_jay » Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:12 am

I don't give two fucks about the ellipse.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:05 am

confession: http://listverse.com/2017/08/21/10-sign ... sychopath/

relates: I went up to 11.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:53 pm

west_jay wrote:
Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:12 am
I don't give two fucks about the ellipse.
As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"

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