A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by Lando » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:58 am

Hashtagfancyproblems.....

All I think about lately is milky thighs and using two hands....
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Not milky thighs
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:13 pm

confession: at half two this morning I had an episode that required a safety meeting.

relates: I hadn't had an insomnia induced stroke since londa's haunted room.

elates: didn't have to sleep with thndr this time, mind.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:26 am

confession: for the first time in like for never I have not received a chrimbo card from a drakian.

relates: ftg, hey.

elates: I have never once purchased or sent a chrimbo card.

lates: I just knocked down the girls cubby house.

sate: it did not.

sat: alone on my hill.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:03 pm

I am now the proud owner of a GoAmateur. I tried to make a video of my chicken making friends with another chicken today but there were technical difficulties and I didn’t get any video. The friendship was not meant to be, either — the other chicken didn’t make it. :cry: :cry:

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Re: A Confession

Post by fatman » Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:30 pm

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:03 pm
I am now the proud owner of a GoAmateur. I tried to make a video of my chicken making friends with another chicken today but there were technical difficulties and I didn’t get any video. The friendship was not meant to be, either — the other chicken didn’t make it. :cry: :cry:
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Re: A Confession

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Mon Dec 25, 2017 6:19 pm

I am going to ask yeti to sponsor me then I will put a yeti sticker on the chicken. Or maybe I’ll stick one on even without sponsorship. I feel like that’s the next step here.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:59 am

So...

Happy New Year.

And what not.

I know The Drake is dead and all, but Chauncey is currently quite ill, and I could use some company between now and when the vet's office opens up tomorrow morning.

Is anybody out there?

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:25 am

hey, buddy.
should I get a beer?

fuck it. I'll get a beer.
maybe some whisky.
if you find yourself needing to be among like-minded people to feel safe your[sic] a moron, josh.

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:43 am

read this in my ny accent:

what the fuck? I go and grab myself a beer I come back and sit down and it's been like 20 fucking minutes already. I'm like already fucking jrunk. you ask if I'm around and I go and grab this beer and you jump out the fucking window or some shit. what the fuck gives?
oh, you was in the bathroom. sorry.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:52 am

My right elbow has been fucked up for the past two weeks now.

To the point where I can't even button my shirt, much less pick up a fly rod.

And typing with only my left hand feels downright Austrian.

Or Dutch.

I've yet to decide.

That's how one knows one is getting old.

Young people don't talk about their fucked up elbows and unbuttoned shirts.

Or the Austrians and the Dutch.

At least I'm not pissing wherever and whenever, like Chauncey.

Yet.

Though I suspect he learned that from me, so I can't be too hard on him.

We've eight hours until the vet's office opens, and he's not looking too well.

Is anybody out there...

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:52 am

Tell me a story about you and the cc...

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:53 am

dude. there's 24hr vets about.
ask me how I know.
if you find yourself needing to be among like-minded people to feel safe your[sic] a moron, josh.

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