A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:53 am

and you haven't got long enough for a cc moral.
I can freely burn a bible in the street but watch what happens with this koran...

now someone fucking explain that to me.

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:55 am

Open 24 hours
North Peninsula Veterinary Emergency Clinic, Monday hours
New Year's Day might affect these hours

go, btice. go.
I can freely burn a bible in the street but watch what happens with this koran...

now someone fucking explain that to me.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:24 am

NPVEC...

...aka the Auschwitz for family pets.

I'm quite familiar with them, but not in a good way.

We'll take our chances and wait until sunrise.

That being said, there's no way you could have known that, and I'm extremely grateful that you cared enough to take the time to reach out and help.

You're a good mate.

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:29 am

no, I'm just a big fan of death camps.
I can freely burn a bible in the street but watch what happens with this koran...

now someone fucking explain that to me.

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:30 am

this one time at death camp I stuck a pussy cat in a flute.
I can freely burn a bible in the street but watch what happens with this koran...

now someone fucking explain that to me.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:37 am

Did you get a beer yet? Or a dram? Or both?

What are you drinking?

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:03 am

little creatures pale ale (west austrian) and 'livet12 (not west austrian).

knocked a granny on the head today.
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I can freely burn a bible in the street but watch what happens with this koran...

now someone fucking explain that to me.

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Re: A Confession

Post by west_jay » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:59 am

Days. They're getting longer.

Here's to Hope, AJ :cool
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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:10 am

That daughter of yours is nearly a grown woman. A beautiful one at that.

And it looks like you and ScottP frequent the same nail salon.

Enough about you.

I visited the folks on Sunday.

Had a cigar and a few beers with the Old Man (aka Clint Eastwood)

After half an hour of smoking and drinking and silence (aka fly fishing) he said, "My twin sister died yesterday."

"No shit?"

"No shit."

That was the extent of our conversation.

Turns out his twin sister is still very much alive.

No idea why he said that.

Anyway...

Dog has been sleeping (and not pissing) for nearly an hour now.

That or he's dead.

I should probably pour another drink, and then go check.

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:18 am

one must be mindful when lifting an extension ladder onto a(nother) roof.
one should also be mindful of worksafe w.a. when doing so.


moral: don't let the cc hold your car keys if you plan on jriving home jrunk. fella doesn't mind you working two ladders though.

disclaimer: there are no borders.
I can freely burn a bible in the street but watch what happens with this koran...

now someone fucking explain that to me.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:19 am

west_jay wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:59 am
Days. They're getting longer.
I look forward to the winter solstice much more so than the summer for just that reason.

:cool

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:29 am

austrotard wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:18 am
one must be mindful when lifting an extension ladder onto a(nother) roof.
one should also be mindful of worksafe w.a. when doing so.


moral: don't let the cc hold your car keys if you plan on jriving home jrunk. fella doesn't mind you working two ladders though.

disclaimer: there are no borders.
Never trust an extension ladder.

Even if the cc is holding the bottom.

Along with your car keys.

And never trust bamboo scaffolding.

Don't ask me how I know.

And don't ever nudge a dog that you think might be dead and rotting in his own piss when he's actually just sleeping in his own drool the same as he always does.

Don't ask me how I know.

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