A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by flashback » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:23 pm

If it's the same rock thrower that I know this jerk wouldn't have been in a good mood later.
There are thousands of rocks at that place, so many rocks, so little time.

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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:12 pm

The older I get, the more I think Danzig 1 is one of the best fucking rock albums ever put out. It's like the Cult realized they were pop rock and made a pact with the devil to make good music, with a better, shorter lead singer.

As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"

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Re: A Confession

Post by fallen513 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:20 pm

You see a cairn, you kick that fucker down.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:47 am

confession: I forgot to tell youse guys... yesterday a tree limb fell and landed on my car while I was driving to site.

relates: proper shit weather in pertharoo.

elates: it hit the ladders of the roof rack.

lates: well, a nano second later and I would've wore the fucking thing.

sate: and afterwards I was no longer le tired.


fire zee missiles!
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Re: A Confession

Post by D-nymph » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:41 am

austrotard wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:47 am
confession: I forgot to tell youse guys... yesterday a tree limb fell and landed on my car while I was driving to site.

relates: proper shit weather in pertharoo.

elates: it hit the ladders of the roof rack.

lates: well, a nano second later and I would've wore the fucking thing.

sate: and afterwards I was no longer le tired.


fire zee missiles!
:cool

6 years back, the day before Seppo Thanksgiving (that's the heaviest travelled day in this country), PA turnpike (one of the heaviest travelled highways in this state), cars fucking everywhere going 70-80 mph, windy as hell, tree limb landed on my windshield, shattered the poor bastard. Nobody wrecked. Nobody died. I'm not sure how. :cheer
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:57 am

confession: the lead singer of the devil makes three reminds me of yardsale.

relates: 'yard is the most american looking kid I've ever met.

elates: "killer."
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Re: A Confession

Post by Lando » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:53 am

I met some folks from Perth the other evening at dinner. I said I knew a guy from Perth and if they ever meet Shawn, punch him in the throat.
If my tombstone reads, "He never ate sushi." it won't be a lie, and I'll be OK with that.

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Re: A Confession

Post by yard4sale » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:44 pm

austrotard wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 3:57 am
confession: the lead singer of the devil makes three reminds me of yardsale.

relates: 'yard is the most american looking kid I've ever met.

elates: "killer."
I'm not sure if this is a compliment or insult.

I know I won't be joining the masses and growing one of those huge beards.

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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:04 am

Are you 5'1"?
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:16 pm

don't confuse him with peebs.
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Re: A Confession

Post by pbrstreetgang » Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:48 pm

austrotard wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:16 pm
don't confuse him with peebs.
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Re: A Confession

Post by yard4sale » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:12 pm

pbrstreetgang wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:48 pm
austrotard wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 5:16 pm
don't confuse him with peebs.
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Feck off, cup!
You can be my lake run doppelgänger.

Elates: that actually looks a lot like my pops near the end.

Lates: I'm pretty sure he made it upstairs because he had a good soul but I'm guessing he ran through the gate when dog wasn't looking. The man had style.
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