Ginseng Sullivan wrote:well you mention ghey and look who shows up...
still hanging with folks who would light you on fire if you weren't such a chicken shit and wouldn't show up for it after asking for it for six months.
did i mention lately that you are a liar and a coward?
before i wanted you to leave but now i kinda like you sucking cum off the stall floor here. you're so good at it we may as well keep you. how many other dogs could you kick every day and they would still come and sit against your leg? just so you can kick them again...
i knew we would find a use for you eventually. boot licking cur dog is a title that fits you well and maybe you can do a better job of that than your multi million dollar business owner persona. see if you can do more research though cause you blew that cover quick with your un thought through lies about weak insurance policies and POs 90's blazers. do a little boot licking cur dog research before you start in lying about that even. you'll look more pathetic. well if that was even possible.
so what is your real job? let me guess...
janitor at the local elementary school? we know you're a pederast so what better position?
fluffer for the local gay porn industry? naw, too lazy to be good at it and likely wouldn't show up most days.
ditch digger? too weak.
road kill crew for the county? yeah that may be it. drive around and scoop up dead animals and maybe find a somewhat intact one that's still warm and maybe off the road and outta sight a little? sounds like you.
is there a chicken rendering plant in 'cuse? they may hire you with the crackdown on all the illegals. probably not good enough to actually render chickens but somebody's gotta slop those floors.
no, no, i got it. you're the guy who goes around picking up dog shit outta peoples yards. man your busy season is right around the corner. i hope this mild winter doesn't ruin your big season. i know it's hard when you don't even have a high school diploma.
the one that really makes the most sense though would be ward of the state. you know unemployment, food stamps and welfare. these days you can call in for unemployment so you would be all right since you don't have to actually show up for anything. we know that's not your strong suit.
anyone else got a guess on the cuntheads real occupation besides bead fisherman?
they claim i'm too heavy for one of them squirrel suits. damn my luck.
Did you write up that thesis paper at your min-wage fly shop job yesterday?
With business being so slow up their in cowshit country, I guess a crack at penmanship passed the time.
Although you are better qualified at sweeping the floors and cleanin the toilet.
Here's to your ultimate success in the future - (one $4 fly at a time).
Talk about stimulating the economy - now I understand why you couldn't even attract a fat chick at closing time.
At least you got to utilize your true talent - honkin bobo with your shrill-voiced homo buddy.
P.S. now we know why you consider yourself a fly-tyer extaordinare - must be the your expertise with dealing with Head Cement..