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Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:27 pm
by austrotard
confession: what the fuck.

relates: "this video is not available in your country"

elates: luckily I've memorised every line from apocalypse now. even the line when the water buffalo karks it.

vietnamese 1: okay. you hit him, mate.
vietnamese 2: all right then, you hold the bastard tight.
whack!
water buffalo: fuck me. my hind socks don't match.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:58 pm
by Average Joe
The other night I purchased an international calling card, and tonight I crawled inside the brandy bottle and decided to call the Austrian.

He sounds nothing like he types.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:24 pm
by austrotard

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:04 pm
by RFA
The fucking guy left me a voicemail once......

"Raffa (giggling and pausing), what the fuck mate hey, let's give us a call and we'll...(unintelligible garbled shit)"


-Mitch


not making it up.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:52 pm
by austrotard
confession: there's an out of control bushfire burning roughly one mile from my house.

relates: http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western ... 6799611267

elates: I can smoke what I like today. if I can find it in the haze. double entendre!

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:01 am
by Hogleg
austrotard wrote:confession: there's an out of control bushfire burning roughly one mile from my house.

relates: http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western ... 6799611267

elates: I can smoke what I like today. if I can find it in the haze. double entendre!
Family.

God (Rochester).

Tweed.

Tiger Maple project.

In that order.

Godspeed my friend.

Just make sure the Tiger Maple project makes it...

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:23 am
by austrotard
tiger myrtle.
if you keep saying tiger maple I'm going to give it to d-wayne.

confession: everything I own is near the front door. it's her doing for a quick eviction...

relates: it's too hot to smoke.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:49 am
by B.M. Barrelcooker
Silly question .....

Do they really have miles in Austria ?

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 11:23 am
by Hogleg
austrotard wrote:tiger myrtle.
if you keep saying tiger maple I'm going to give it to d-wayne.

confession: everything I own is near the front door. it's her doing for a quick eviction...

relates: it's too hot to smoke.
I had a hyper-religious, bible thumping aunt named Myrtle. Perhaps my mind has suppressed that name from my memory banks altogether.

I'll try to do better Mitch. I promise I will.

Let's try it:

Myrrrraple.

Damn.

I'll keep working on it.

Stay frosty mate.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 5:45 pm
by B.M. Barrelcooker
Confession. I just saw a car crash complete with blue lights and ambulance in a McDonald's drive thru.

By the time I got home I am convinced it was a flashback of some kind.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:34 pm
by austrotard
B.M. Barrelcooker wrote:Silly question .....

Do they really have miles in Austria ?
I brought some with me from engerland.

bilingual bastard, me.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:00 pm
by RFA
They definitely have donuts.



kidding, twat.

I was walking down the street in Fort Collins this afternoon, fresh from lunch and 2 beers/shots at my favorite restaurant (the one we met at, Mitch). I heard an older couple behind me talking.

Him: "There are two things in this world that suck: You and your fucking dog"

I am guessing he was the one who sucked. I didn't feel like getting into a fight...again, so I let it go.

Relates.....I haven't shaved/trimmed my beard since September......most people looked at me like I was going to ask them for money, the fucking peasants. I should have thrown dollar bills around to prove my worth.

Cookie Puss was discontinued....seriously upset....even though Carvels aren't in Northern CO.