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By Woolybug25
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Lando wrote:I swung up a whitefish on a spey rod this weekend.

:cool
Get some. Sucker on a blind eye. :coffee
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By Ginseng Sullivan
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Woolybug25 wrote:
Lando wrote:I swung up a whitefish on a spey rod this weekend.

:cool
Get some. Sucker on a blind eye. :coffee
Snagger
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By austrotard
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confession: mcguinness is dead.

relates: I'm king o' the cats!

elates: seeing the cc doing a jig.
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By -G-
#647061
Past tense: I always told myself I would never work my life away and be a surgeon

Confession: did first surgery clinic today and I might be fucked for life.

Relates: way too similar to flie ties

Lates: Mitch for surgeon general
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By kish
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-G- wrote:Past tense: I always told myself I would never work my life away and be a surgeon
I always told myself the same thing. The difference is, I stuck to my guns. You could learn a thing or two from the likes of me.
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By austrotard
#647083
confession: just dialled a phone number on the calculator. noticed just prior to putting it to my ear.

relates: dumbass in the office on a beautiful saturday morning.

elates: at least I've got good coffee and a decent frother.

lates: rampant will put cold milk in your coffee.

sate: but at least he had some. (looking at rick et al)



serious confession: I know it makes me sound like a big man but my office is actually in my house.

serious relates: it used to be part of the veranda.

serious elates: it's surrounded by windows and I can flank visitors.

serious lates: and also shut off the porn if need be. asian postman doesn't give a shit.
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By Average Joe
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austrotard wrote:confession: just dialled a phone number on the calculator. noticed just prior to putting it to my ear.

relates: dumbass in the office on a beautiful saturday morning.

elates: at least I've got good coffee and a decent frother.

lates: rampant will put cold milk in your coffee.

sate: but at least he had some. (looking at rick et al)



serious confession: I know it makes me sound like a big man but my office is actually in my house.

serious relates: it used to be part of the veranda.

serious elates: it's surrounded by windows and I can flank visitors.

serious lates: and also shut off the porn if need be. asian postman doesn't give a shit.
In my best "Mitch imitating Scarlet interrupting him whilst he's in his office trying to work" voice:

"So whatcha doin'?"
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By SLSS
#647089
austrotard wrote: sate: but at least he had some. (looking at rick et al)
Wrong thread. :coffee
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By austrotard
#647090
confession: after some research I have found that I have lethally overdosed on methadone twice.

relates: once in 2012 and then again last november.

elates: this means I could've beaten heath ledger in a fight.
By Heero[CntRmbrPwd]
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Its a bobber fishers paradise out here. Everyone I see is planted in the same spot, lob casting the bobber rig into the same run over and over while watching it float down. Im sure theyre picking up fish, but is that fun? To each his or her own, I suppose.
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