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Re: A Confession

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:57 am
by austrotard
confession: today I bought a baby some cufflinks from mont blanc. he can have them in 2034.

relates: as one does.

oj elates:
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mitch lates:
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tale: your god.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:05 pm
by Average Joe
I stopped by the thrift store today and did some early Christmas shopping.

Such bargains!

Mitch is going to love these.
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Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:32 pm
by austrotard
doesn't make me gay.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:27 am
by stillsteamin
Average Joe wrote:
Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:05 pm
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quite the egotist, manilow.

The greatest gayest songs of the sixties. fxed.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:55 am
by yard4sale
I bet he already has Bette Midler....and the wig to match.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:44 am
by austrotard
confession: if it wasn't for all this deflection news away from manus island I reckon the world would start treating austrians like the separatist cunts we are.

relates: nothing to see here...

elates: but look what those crazy sepps are doing in texas.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:21 pm
by D-nymph
That Barry Manilow cover, he looks like Westchester... with hair.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:08 pm
by austrotard
confession: I just watched an entire hardware shop freeze for one minute and I nearly started crying.

relates: 300 people?

elates: cheers, pappy.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:20 pm
by RFA
My beard is a good 1/5th 1/3rd grey, I find it difficult to stay up past 10:00PM, and a "good" weekend is putzing around the house and yard doing 30 minute tasks that don't involve too much effort.

I also find it enjoyable to eat gummy worms in bed.


confessions.


back on track.


I feel like I am 10060.

Edit: I stayed up until 1:30 AM this summer fishing and drinking with a buddy, it was fabulous. Maybe it's a symptom of not having any friends more than me being old?

CE: I've been contemplating PM'ing you "Hi", and editing it 50 times, hitting that tab over and over. This is purely for your pleasure.


Edit: Mitch is a Spanner

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:26 pm
by austrotard
ah, yes... the road to paedophilia.

it's been well documented. stop putzing those kids.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:59 pm
by austrotard
confession: I've made the doctor's appointment. it's time I packed in the fags.

relates: yeah. I know. laugh it up, homo.

elates: new gnashers. the permanent kind.

lates: contemplating the 'before' photo but won't release it until I'm all donny osmond'd.

sate: I work hard, I am kind, I fucking deserve better.

eta: early next year but for a laugh I'm going to get half done first; the left half.

ta: smiling back at ya, fucko.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:57 am
by mendthatshit87
austrotard wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:57 am
confession: today I bought a baby some cufflinks from mont blanc. he can have them in 2034.

relates: as one does.

oj elates:
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mitch lates:
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tale: your god.
Should have just, uhh...Bought him a Helios 3 dude.