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Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:51 am
by Average Joe
If we had a couch, I'd lie down and take a nap.

But we don't.

We used to have a couch, but my mother in law took it.

No idea why.

That's a lie.

She took it because she hates me.

Don't blame her.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:09 am
by austrotard
jose done sleepy flatline.


Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:36 am
by Average Joe

oh how I wish

off to see the dog dr now

can't wait to ghet behind de wheel

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:55 pm
by Average Joe
As suspected, they could find nothing wrong with the big blond bastard.

"Here are some pills that he'll probably just spit out. Now please give us $1,000.00."

Happy. Fucking. New Year.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:13 pm
by west_jay
:cool First good news all year.

You could try the pills.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:51 pm
by austrotard
told ya.
your dog and I sound a lot alike.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:58 pm
by Average Joe
As in high maintenance?


Want a cheap high? Go without sleep for...I don't long has it been now?

I tried to ask Chauncey, but he's been passed out since I brought him home.'

Perhaps I should ask Mitch.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:29 pm
by austrotard
high performance.
mitch is to fine dining as maserati is to octane98.

cheapest high is collecting a heath ledger kit and then choosing carefully. two nuts, one bolt.
definitely not the other way around unless you like to get a bit massive heart attacky.

it's a fine line I'm walking.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:13 pm
by austrotard
confession: back with the black man.

relates: mr. cleep (clifford)

elates: so I have to watch my p's and q's.

lates: and my n's.

sate: grannies falling like skittles, hey.

eta: novembre, la btices.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:31 pm
by ironman
Mitch declared this place dead. On FaceSuk. Dead as my dear MIL.

Relates: she passed suddenly this past week

And: while her sister tells me how difficult it must’ve been to have her, at that point, in your dwelling, for an undefined period of time, we did right by her, and she rallied for a good 6 months in AL.

Lates: it was pretty awesome actually. Despite my raw vents here, we saw a big investment payoff following her transition. She lived big there, regained her spirit, made friends, and erased 20 years of depression. Life was just starting to normalize, for all of us, then not.

Then: it’s over. And Mitch was right, it’s not fun to see your wife and kids cry.

R’ee: We made it through a full 7 days of rough. The dust will settle, and we’ll move on, I guess.

Now: my house is silent. Except for my alcohol induced tinnitus.

Finally: went all in, and got shorted on everything, including the Johnny Walker Blue.

Thanks: to those who took the time to reach out. You lot know.

I’m still going to post here.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:38 pm
by Bigguy
Sorry for your loss, pal.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:16 pm
by austrotard
confession: a drakian is on his way to pertharoo.

relates: to catch half fish.

elates: it'll be like a 90 to 100 centigrade difference for the poor fucko... and that's mentally retarded.

lates: the sharks are stacked on top of each other out there. for reals. chomp chomp chomp.

ates: yeah. perhaps they will.

eta? fuck knows. you what drakians are like... the one star motherscratchers.