A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:56 pm

confession: not knowing where my cohiba ashtray is is driving me fucking crazy.

relates: one of you fuckos has it, 'fess up.

elates: I mentioned isis.

lates: and still, fuck those guys.

sate: knowing I'm not just talking to myself here.

sat: in my office as the weather is fucking brutal. have fun with that, mr. spundick, sir.

as: we've just had a major bushfire and the tail end of hurricane miranda.

s:
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: A Confession

Post by Spudnik » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:58 pm

Can’t be that hot. What is it, about 25C, sunny, and light breezes?
"Do you think it is real? I bet it is hard and soft, like hard muscle but really smooth skin. I bet it is real nice." - midstream

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sun Jan 14, 2018 9:04 pm

yaay confethion: yesterday was 39c and even though I drank enough fucking spring wadda I came over all queer.

yaay: for rain today.

not yaay: quoting groundworks today.

yaay again: I've got a shovel for you those two days in fagaroo.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: A Confession

Post by blumpkin » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:06 pm

Really like reading your stuff Joe. Hope you get well soon. Miss ya Mark... We should talk dude, I have really found my place in life.

I love that it is Spud’s that is on Mitch’s turf.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:12 am

confession: I'm sitting in my ute, smoking a joint, fully clad in sodden rain suit and listening to the wreck of the eddy fitzy.

relates: you need to know this shit as there will be a test.

29 times.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: A Confession

Post by blumpkin » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:15 pm

https://youtu.be/hgI8bta-7aw
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:52 am

fiver.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Spudnik » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:59 pm

Confession: I’ve tied for 3 weeks for his trip and am almost done.
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The nervousness is setting in.
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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:02 pm

Spudnik wrote:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:59 pm
Confession: I’ve tied for 3 weeks for his trip and am almost done.

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The nervousness is setting in.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Spudnik » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:55 pm

Change your name. RedFeatherAngler is dead. Aren’t you in upstate NY now? Embrace the new you. Be the new you.
"Do you think it is real? I bet it is hard and soft, like hard muscle but really smooth skin. I bet it is real nice." - midstream

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:58 pm

Spudnik wrote:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:59 pm
Confession: for his trip

I may have trouble booking time off.
the guv'nor's a fucking psychopath.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Spudnik » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:14 am

austrotard wrote:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:58 pm
Spudnik wrote:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:59 pm
Confession: for his trip

I may have trouble booking time off.
the guv'nor's a fucking psychopath.
Yah I’ve been drinking a bit but give me a break. Everything is on the phone these days and I put too much faith in autocorrect.
"Do you think it is real? I bet it is hard and soft, like hard muscle but really smooth skin. I bet it is real nice." - midstream

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