A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:00 am

this is why I beat the pickney, mon.
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


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Re: A Confession

Post by Redchaser » Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:54 am

yard4sale wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:52 pm
RFA wrote:
Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:03 pm
Spudnik wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:27 pm
How in the flying FUCK am I supposed to post pictures in this place?

I've spent a half hour, it says my photos are too large, the photo properties disagrees. WTF.
It's exhausting, really. You fucking sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella.

My computer skills align somewhere around can'tfishforshit's photography ones, and even I figured out how to do it with minimal pain

1. Make sure the picture is saved to your folder/desktop.whatever
2. Open it with Paint (if you own a Mac/Iphone, you are gay and don't deserve to post pictures anywhere)
3. Go into "resize"
4. 25% X 25%
5. Save
6. Post
This doesn't work for iPhone pics.
There are a number of iPhone editing apps that are free or nearly so that can resize your pic pretty easily. Worst case you can open the pic on your phone, select the little send to box at the bottom and email it to yourself. It will ask what size photo you want to email, select one of the smaller sizes. When you do this you can select multiple images at a time. Then open the email when you. Receive it, save the images and use them to post. Should work though I seldom do reports from the phone because I hate thumb typing.
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Re: A Confession

Post by rampant » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:54 pm

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Well fkme thanks for that Red, my faith in the suk has been restored

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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:50 pm

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confession: 13 today.

relates: the girl. the dog has died.

elates: so far... so good.

lates: lead, hook, cross, slip, uppercut, cross.

sate: ouch.
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


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Re: A Confession

Post by CC Riebeeck » Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:51 pm

It's Hotel California Shonny Shon...



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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:11 pm

found myself there at midnight admiring my own reflection once.
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:11 pm

once.
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:10 pm

confession: totally pickle rick'd a fishing trip sat/sun.

relates: had to avoid a dinner and an adventureworld! birthday party.

elates: pissed down with rain. one follow.

lates: saw some new collie.

sate: which was noice.
I'm like a fucking wordsmith or some shit, josh.


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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:32 pm

confession: I've the latest odds on which cricketer kills himself first if anyone's innerested.

relates: pumpkin eaters.

elates: along with my ashtray I'd also like the ashes returned.

lates: get out!

sate: three spots now open.

eta: fatman for capitan?

'ea? is no marinero.
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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:47 pm

I've a fishing trip planned for this December.

Should make for an interesting TR.

I'll most likely post it well before Mitch gets around to telling us about his trip to Thredbo.

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Re: A Confession

Post by fatman » Wed Mar 28, 2018 9:23 pm

austrotard wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:32 pm
confession: I've the latest odds on which cricketer kills himself first if anyone's innerested.

relates: pumpkin eaters.

elates: along with my ashtray I'd also like the ashes returned.

lates: get out!

sate: three spots now open.

eta: fatman for capitan?

'ea? is no marinero.
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Re: A Confession

Post by austrotard » Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:30 am

topical:

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