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Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:05 am
by Ruddy Duck
It's Monday Ben.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:25 am
by LA Fly Guy
CarelessEthiopian wrote: Sun Dec 23, 2018 9:22 am Fair dinkum.


I post a new video every Monday.
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Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:12 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession: christmas has waned rather greatly in my house.

relates: as there is no longer a santa...

elates: and the rest of it is just slowly becoming more and more insulting.

lates: a time to be spent with family is how it is explained at the mtice's.

sate?: yes. some may say 'fucking oath'.

eta: and sometimes there's 365 other days to the year...

ta: for remembering how righteous you were for the one.

a: fucking men.

enjoy yourselves.
keep well.
try not to kill each other.
every now and then shut up.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:23 pm
by CarelessEthiopian
I have this thing on Instagram (it's a thing) where I tag this one dude every time I grill some meat.

I think I might post in this thread every time I take a shit, just for you Mitch.

I haven't refined this idea yet. It's still just a kernel. Maybe it will turn into something.

I don't like it when I start all of my sentences with "I", but hey.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:12 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
LA Fly Guy wrote: Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:25 am

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Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:39 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession: ben must be full of shit.

so to a better story: I used to work with a fella that killed six people. on the 27th he died. he was 36yrs old.

maths: you can kill one person and live longer forever.

workings: ta-da!

tips: move countries. continuously.

2019: makes 20 fucking years. look it up.

the cc: it don't stand for cold case, hey.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:20 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession: pulled a sickie to watch football, get high and tie flies.



relates: new year's eve.



elates: fuck new year's eve.



lates: suck theme choons for 2019?



sate:






ha ha: fuck you, josh.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:45 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession: I'm jrinking piss called 'knife party'. 7.1% victorian ipa.

relates: three more of these and I'm game for a knife party.

elates: whereas gay for a knife party may result in shit stabbing.

lates: the whole world's gone paley aley, hey.

sate: take a hammer to a knife party.

mtice: does not play well with others.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:07 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession mon: somebody tell ben rampant and I are wigging out at caribbfest.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:06 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession: I unknowingly own(ed) two of the same books for years... stuck in the same bookshelf.

relates: one signed by the author, the other signed by keev.

elates: rampant now owns the author scribbled version... whoever he might've been.

lates: still haven't read it, mind.

sate: well... quite obviously.



tas: is on fire, mates.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:23 am
by CC Riebeeck
MitchAKAonebook



:cheer

Re: A Confession

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:28 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
I'll pay that.