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By fatman
#692301
payback :wink

protip: next time, use the window. Fukking lab will be none the wiser. :smile

signed, Uncle Fatman
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By mitch aka 2 fish
#692303
closing statement from the meeting's minutes:

"and if your[sic] so fucking smart you'd better smarten the fuck up."

one day she'll chin me.
and then the brown lab (I'm assuming 'denzel') will prolly bite me.

cheers.

confession: benson got extra biscuits this morning.
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By ironman
#692357
fatman wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:53 pm
ironman wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:57 pm Confession: I tried to substitute coconut flour for regular wheat flour to make a roux. It tastes okay. The texture is all wrong. I'll eat it, to remind myself, not to try this ever again. Gumbo should not ever be mealy. Fuk this program.
the overwhelming question: why. the. fuk?
keto of course. haven't you seen the advertisements on this front page? it's the new tenkara.
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By fatman
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By Average Joe
#692373
Keto.

I'm pretty sure that's Japanese for "ghey."

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Other than guacamole without the chips.

Or pizza without the crust.

Or lasagna without the pasta.

Or a burrito without the tortilla.

Or a cheeseburger without the bun.

Or a Caesar salad without the croutons.

Or no beer.
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By mitch aka 2 fish
#692378
confession: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.

relates: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.

elates: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.

lates: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.

tale: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.
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By ironman
#692382
Average Joe wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:10 pm Keto.

I'm pretty sure that's Japanese for "ghey."

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Other than guacamole without the chips.

Or pizza without the crust.

Or lasagna without the pasta.

Or a burrito without the tortilla.

Or a cheeseburger without the bun.

Or a Caesar salad without the croutons.

Or no beer.
今週末あなたと過ごす時間を本当に楽しみにしています
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By ironman
#692383
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:31 pm confession: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.

relates: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.

elates: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.

lates: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.

tale: the mule is the worst fucking film I've ever seen.
So you liked it.
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By Redchaser
#692407
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:58 pm elizabethan (aka the times of elizabeth)

confession: last night I shawshanked my bed with stuffed animals and snuck out the backdoor...

relates: to aid a girlfriend who had 'locked herself from her home and couldn't reach her dad'.

elates: benson ratted me out. that fucking dog whined until my parents woke up.

lates: missing from roughly 1am to 4am. took the loooong way home with mum.

sate: home. but my life isn't worth living today. my dad is a raving lunatic.

eta?: ummm... all the fucking time, mate.
Security cameras with motion detectors that send me a message when they get set off. Nothing moves around the outside of the house that I don't know about...

Relates: : Necessary because I live in the ghetto.
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By Average Joe
#692412
Ironman is flying into SFO tomorrow.

I’m taking him up to Wayne’s place.

It’s suppose to snow.

I’ve never driven in the snow.

I have a ten year old bag of tire chains.

Never been opened.

Wayne said I might want to put them on here and make sure they fit properly.

Once I untangled everything and knocked off the rust, I wondered, “Why aren’t there four?”

Did the Google and discovered they only go on the rear tires.

Mitch tells me that driving in the snow is no different than driving in the rain: the faster, the better.

We’ll see.

Cornholio was going to meet us at Wayne’s, until he discovered that Ironman was on the Keto diet.

He said, “Dude won’t eat egg rolls? Seriously? Fuck that. I’m out.”

I’m really looking forward to this weekend.

Might pick up another handle of hobo spice tomorrow.

Because you never know.
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By yard4sale
#692413
Put some sandbags in the back of your truck. Seriously.
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