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By mitch aka 2 fish
confethon: they're gonna pull two out of the front this morning.

relathes: and then they're replacing four.

elates: and then we can continue to make fun of my bolt on teeth!

lates: chop chop.

sate: maybe now I can learn to whistle instead of just saying 'oi you, wanna fuck the mtice?'
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By mitch aka 2 fish
confession: ha ha... that one had been missing since 1987.

relates: knocked out of course.

elates: I look like bubba blue...

lates: and I know that's racist on the west coast.

sate: I just don't fucking care.

eat: broth today. marijuana broth.
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By mitch aka 2 fish
confession: so I didn't really speak to anyone to any great length until friday. I'd actually spent a very rainy week in an office.

relates: friday is when mr. clipf and I debrief and lament the week's takings over many guinness.

elates: these fucking new teeth whistle, hey. her indoors concurred upon reflection.

lates: I sound like emma webster.

sate: but now I can unreservedly beat cats with my umbrella.
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By mitch aka 2 fish
confession: didn't mcr yesterday.

relates: so no fishings.

elates: red wine, 18 and torpedo ipa hangover.

lates: magic carpet ride.

sate: truck, the fishings and a bag of weed. point and go.
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By mitch aka 2 fish
confession: ‘ah, for fuck’s sake... dry fly fishing in still water? if I knew that I would’ve shot myself in the parking lot.’

relates: says mtice, unknowingly to the fella giving the presentation.
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By mitch aka 2 fish
confession: I'm only singing when I'm winning. 4-0. fuck leeds. seriously. fuck. leeds. and forever. I'll fight anyone here bar londa jr.

relates: claret on me united jumper...

elates: not mine...

pm for photos.
I shall quickly pull a(nother) tooth.

lates: I love it when cunts think I'm an old man.

sate: I'm also rather appreciative that they no longer request a foot race.

eta: mr clipf and I reckon depression tomorrow.

imagine you lived in the middle of cuntingfuckingnowhere and your mates came to see you.

apathy: sorry. the other one, cunt.
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By D-nymph
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:48 am
lates: I love it when cunts think I'm an old man.

This afternoon, someone sent me a picture of a mustachioed Porno Mike with that face app old man filter used on the photo.

I thought it was you.

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