A Confession

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Average Joe
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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:10 pm

This evening during dinner, my wife said, "Once you retire (again) and my mother dies, I think we should move."

"Really? And what makes you think your mother is ever going to die?"

"Well, she's got to go eventually."

"Knowing her better than I'd like to, I'm not so sure about that, but let's say she does die before us. Where would you like to settle"

"Montana."

.....

"Ohh kayyy... Any place particular in Montana?"

"Missoula. Missoula Montana. I think that's the place for us."

.....

"Ohh kayyy... Have you ever been there?"

"No."

"Well that makes two of us. So why Missoula Montana?"

"Well, there's a university there. And a hospital. And it's far away from both of our families, and so it seems like an OK place to retire."

.....

I've no idea what to make of this, but I suspect a trip to Missoula Montana is on the horizon.

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Re: A Confession

Post by rampant » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:35 pm

You planning to attend University??

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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:41 pm

what’s blue and fucks montanainskis?

hypothermia.
have fun that one winter.
hey! everyone entitled owns a right opinion, buddy.

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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:58 pm

confession: woke up to beer crotch, 2am.

relates: rampant's back in town.

elates: I got a lousy t shirt.

lates: yep. the closer the site, the later I am.

sate: next 'burb.

eta: manana.
hey! everyone entitled owns a right opinion, buddy.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Lando » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:53 am

Average Joe wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:10 pm
This evening during dinner, my wife said, "Once you retire (again) and my mother dies, I think we should move."

"Really? And what makes you think your mother is ever going to die?"

"Well, she's got to go eventually."

"Knowing her better than I'd like to, I'm not so sure about that, but let's say she does die before us. Where would you like to settle"

"Montana."

.....

"Ohh kayyy... Any place particular in Montana?"

"Missoula. Missoula Montana. I think that's the place for us."

.....

"Ohh kayyy... Have you ever been there?"

"No."

"Well that makes two of us. So why Missoula Montana?"

"Well, there's a university there. And a hospital. And it's far away from both of our families, and so it seems like an OK place to retire."

.....

I've no idea what to make of this, but I suspect a trip to Missoula Montana is on the horizon.
You’re more of a Bozeman guy....
If my tombstone reads, "He never ate sushi." it won't be a lie, and I'll be OK with that.

~Average Joe

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