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Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 11:03 am
by fatman
Average Joe wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:40 pm
I had a twelve inch Maglite in my right hand and a wading staff in my left.

were you wearing waders? :smile

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:28 pm
by fly-chucker
fatman wrote: Sat Dec 14, 2019 11:03 am
Average Joe wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:40 pm
I had a twelve inch Maglite in my right hand and a wading staff in my left.

were you wearing waders? :smile
And he wonders why no one would look at him :smile

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:06 pm
by Average Joe
The forecast called for rain, and it's a two mile walk to the train station, so Helly Hansen rubber bibs and a camo duck jacket rounded out the ensemble.

Now that I think about it, an outfit like that screams "Crazy!" in these parts, so midget man probably thought I was one of his kin.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:35 pm
by SLSS
Average Joe wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:40 pm
The guy screamed, “FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” and then spat on some Asian dude.

Then he ran into the next car.

All of the other passengers continued to sleep or stare at their phones, like nothing happened.

Even the Asian dude.

Four more weeks of this horseshit, and then it’s back to day-drinking on the patio.
It's more and more clear, that the only reason I continue to like people is that I rarely deal with them.

Day drinking sounds more and more appealing, too.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:56 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
cuntfession: did the right thing getting taxis and shit, got rip roaring jrunk at my chrimbo doo.

relates: left my specs somewhere, prolly in said taxis...

elates: so now I'm going to rob someone.

lates: church of satan says "is okay, mr. mitch".

sate: carte blanche.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:05 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
night time relates: hiy huw's if goink, lads? P cannnae see for shite.

fnl.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2019 11:35 am
by CC Riebeeck
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Sat Dec 21, 2019 7:05 am night time relates: hiy huw's if goink, lads? P cannnae see for shite.

fnl.
Specs stolen by ghey Danish architect...
Just so you know...he’s got the look

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2019 11:51 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
I'll pay that as well.

fuck.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:57 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession: bought the cheapest frames in the house.

relates: clark kunts.

elates: last pair was $937

lates: this pair? $530

sate: fuck the fuck right off.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 8:27 am
by Average Joe

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 8:25 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
there wasn't a gender I was comfortable with.
I've made some complaints online and they should be out of business by the end of the day.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:28 pm
by Average Joe