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Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:02 pm
by rampant
I have realized that at my age now I cannot function very well on 2 hours sleep after drinking whiskey and smoking cigars until 2 in the morning and then getting up for an early morning flight; I made the flight but sitting in a chair designed for a child on a 4 hour flight does wonders for my tolerance for fools.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:48 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
Average Joe wrote: Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:28 pm https://www.zennioptical.com/b/u6.95-glasses
there's no pleasing some... even at this special time of year.

and don't forget... your[sic] all special.

:cool

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:23 pm
by Average Joe
Lando recently started a group text between him, me, and Hagen.

Tonight Hagen sent us midget porn.

Not surprising if you know Hagen.

I was visiting my folks at the time, and the Old Man said, “What are you laughing about?”

I showed him the image, and with a serious look on his face he said, “Well, I gotta give her credit. It’s not easy finding work when you’re born that way. It’s not like they’re re-making the Wizard of Oz every other fucking month. And even if they were, I doubt she could get away with that shit in a kids’ movie. Now go and make me another drink.”

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:53 pm
by Lando
Hagen and a midget hooker will have be able to fit in the back of Joe's new truck........this is a non-negotiable with the salesman. And if I were Joe, I would have them do two or three layers of Scotch Guard on the seats.....

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 5:26 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession: I didn't smoke any weed yesterday and I have loads.

relates: I jrink too much.

elates: but I'm still rich.

lates: or is it dick?

sate: perhaps I'm still dick.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:25 pm
by Average Joe
You can be drunk, rich, high, and a dick all at the same time.

Be all that you can be.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:34 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:22 pm
by Lando
Average Joe wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:25 pm You can be drunk, rich, high, and a dick all at the same time.

Be all that you can be.

Hagen?

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:05 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession: yesterday I was called an inbred by a girl who comes from a country where they marry their first cousins.

relates: invasion day rally in pertharoo.

elates: let's see... they covered changing of the australia day date, the de-colonisation, climate change and gender. jfc.

lates: I changed the date today.

sate: just like I said I would.

Racist shit deleted by Jed

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:29 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
https://snookerspex.com/

confession: mitch will soon have the aides... the fucking loser.

relates: :fight

elates: I'm down here, you blind cunt.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:34 pm
by fatman
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Re: A Confession

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 2:12 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
I'll pay that.

:cool