All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By LA Fly Guy
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fatman wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:34 pmbubbles.png
@influencerfrom_hell, is that you?
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By mitch aka 2 fish
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jesus fucking christ she's gonna kill me: just dropped a fuck tonne in an online snooker shop.

what I'll tell her: my tcr in '06 cost more.

and if she insists: I'll remind her she spent 40k on a twatting mazda.

the fuck you on aboot, mtice: peradon. with leather case and shit.


women are gay.
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By mitch aka 2 fish
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confession: I've lost the other cohiba ashtray.

relates: so now I want to sell or burn everyfuckinggoddamnedcuntingthing I own.

elates: for some reason I just don't give a shit about anything material any longer.

lates: yeah. I just told you.

sate: kill it. in fact, kill everything.

sat: in a comfy office chair and despondent. perhaps slightly over-privileged.
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By Obie
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The folks who weeks ago were proudly exclaiming "We're building the plane as we fly it!" are now in charge of my health and well-being for the foreseeable future.

So I'm drinking IPAs and eating wasabi peas.

Because that's what I could find in the last two minutes the grocery store was open.
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By fallen513
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mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 6:23 am jesus fucking christ she's gonna kill me: just dropped a fuck tonne in an online snooker shop.

what I'll tell her: my tcr in '06 cost more.

and if she insists: I'll remind her she spent 40k on a twatting mazda.

the fuck you on aboot, mtice: peradon. with leather case and shit.


women are gay.
They have a model named the Winchester.
And now you know.
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By Lando
#698177
I was burning some weeds out back and singed the fuck out of my beard. Only one side, mind.......
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By mitch aka 2 fish
#698178
topside or bottom?



confession: miranda got the tin tack last night.

relates: mrs. mtices now homeschooling the btices.

elates: many people are dying.

lates: lemme check... 34k.

sate: but at least the chinese are being truthful :vomit
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