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Re: A Confession

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:03 am
by LA Fly Guy
fatman wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:34 pmbubbles.png
@influencerfrom_hell, is that you?

Re: A Confession

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 6:23 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
jesus fucking christ she's gonna kill me: just dropped a fuck tonne in an online snooker shop.

what I'll tell her: my tcr in '06 cost more.

and if she insists: I'll remind her she spent 40k on a twatting mazda.

the fuck you on aboot, mtice: peradon. with leather case and shit.


women are gay.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:44 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
confession: I've lost the other cohiba ashtray.

relates: so now I want to sell or burn everyfuckinggoddamnedcuntingthing I own.

elates: for some reason I just don't give a shit about anything material any longer.

lates: yeah. I just told you.

sate: kill it. in fact, kill everything.

sat: in a comfy office chair and despondent. perhaps slightly over-privileged.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:08 pm
by Obie
The folks who weeks ago were proudly exclaiming "We're building the plane as we fly it!" are now in charge of my health and well-being for the foreseeable future.

So I'm drinking IPAs and eating wasabi peas.

Because that's what I could find in the last two minutes the grocery store was open.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:26 am
by fallen513
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 6:23 am jesus fucking christ she's gonna kill me: just dropped a fuck tonne in an online snooker shop.

what I'll tell her: my tcr in '06 cost more.

and if she insists: I'll remind her she spent 40k on a twatting mazda.

the fuck you on aboot, mtice: peradon. with leather case and shit.


women are gay.
They have a model named the Winchester.
And now you know.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:36 pm
by Lando
I was burning some weeds out back and singed the fuck out of my beard. Only one side, mind.......

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:03 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
topside or bottom?



confession: miranda got the tin tack last night.

relates: mrs. mtices now homeschooling the btices.

elates: many people are dying.

lates: lemme check... 34k.

sate: but at least the chinese are being truthful :vomit

Re: A Confession

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 6:58 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
https://midcurrent.com/2019/09/24/podca ... -anchored/

confession: I'd sooner suck my own balls or break my neck trying.

relates: I'll assume it waffles more than a fat fucker fed with waffles.

elates: when mentioned in the past it was brought to my attention that she was stoopid and had very little schooling.

lates: surely you'd remember that, mate?

sate: ^^^that. in a fucking nutshell.

eta: 'yard. 5min. unless he's fallen out as well. therefore my kettle may be fast.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 11:19 am
by Heero[CntRmbrPwd]
I’ve been fishing with big streamers lately. I dislike streamer fishing. It’s been an exercise in self loathing. Ugh.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 5:57 pm
by Lando
And?

Re: A Confession

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:19 pm
by Heero[CntRmbrPwd]
I caught some decent fish. No real large ones, but a bunch of 16-20" fish. I am going to start taking a spinning rod with jerkbaits and the regular fly rod rather than a streamer rod and regular rod. I am done with it.

Re: A Confession

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:13 am
by BigTimber
why don't you try swinging?