Byproduct of Getting Old

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Spicytuna » Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:12 pm

After my prep I can never have anything rape flavored again...I have been ruined by that nasty ass stuff.

My best takeaway from the whole deal:

If they give you two bottles to drink of the nasty grape shit, don't drink as much water as they tell you for the first one. The second one you can drink all the water they tell you too. There is no need for that much water to shoot our your ass and make it raw.

my 2 cents
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by fishpimp » Thu Aug 13, 2015 12:17 pm

I just remember my kid laughing outside the bathroom door as they could hear it...pissed out my ass so hard I could've cut a phonbook in two, my daughter giggling "is it clear yet, tee hee?" :smile
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by The Wandering Blues » Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:24 am

So I get a blister on my hand. I figure it's a bite or a fungus. It went from the size of an eraser to the size of a quarter in about a week. Fuckin shingles was the diagnosis.... Right in the thumb/forefinger of my casting hand. Getting old sucks.
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Redchaser » Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:46 am

The Wandering Blues wrote:So I get a blister on my hand. I figure it's a bite or a fungus. It went from the size of an eraser to the size of a quarter in about a week. Fuckin shingles was the diagnosis.... Right in the thumb/forefinger of my casting hand. Getting old sucks.
I had shingles when I was 23 years old, of course my immune system was probably fucked up from all of the drugs I was doing at the time. Painful shit.
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Lenny » Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:40 pm

My inaugural was not that bad. Worst part was the trainee nurse attempting about 5 times to drive a big fuckin needle into the top of my hand for the IV. Finally the RN came in and drilled one into my wrist, first try. Move over, rookie.

I was out for the whole thing. The prep wasn't as bad as I feared. :gun :gun SOBF tutored me well and I even had 2 bourbons the night before.

Got the call. See ya in 10 years.
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Spicytuna » Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:04 pm

The Wandering Blues wrote:So I get a blister on my hand. I figure it's a bite or a fungus. It went from the size of an eraser to the size of a quarter in about a week. Fuckin shingles was the diagnosis.... Right in the thumb/forefinger of my casting hand. Getting old sucks.
Ouch man sorry to hear that, no bueno.

Are you going to have to use "The Stranger" to fish for a bit??
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Rare breed." - MTgrayling

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by The Wandering Blues » Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:39 pm

Spicytuna wrote:
The Wandering Blues wrote:So I get a blister on my hand. I figure it's a bite or a fungus. It went from the size of an eraser to the size of a quarter in about a week. Fuckin shingles was the diagnosis.... Right in the thumb/forefinger of my casting hand. Getting old sucks.
Ouch man sorry to hear that, no bueno.

Are you going to have to use "The Stranger" to fish for a bit??
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by BobLoblaw » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:29 am

Spicytuna wrote:
After my prep I can never have anything rape flavored again...

"rape flavored"???
Freudian slip much?

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by FredA » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:58 am

Just had a cystostomy Monday. Anyone else have one of these fuckin procedures? Where they slather you up with a numbing gel, then they pump saline up your dick to inflate the bladder. Then they shove a scope up there to check see how things look. And don't clench because that just makes it worse. Spent the next four hours feeling like I had to piss so bad only to find there's nothing in there and every drip burned like hell.

So I'm thinkin getting old does pretty much suck.

Guess it could be worse... Visions of Al Swearengen.

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Spicytuna » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:55 am

FredA wrote:Just had a cystostomy Monday. Anyone else have one of these fuckin procedures? Where they slather you up with a numbing gel, then they pump saline up your dick to inflate the bladder. Then they shove a scope up there to check see how things look. And don't clench because that just makes it worse. Spent the next four hours feeling like I had to piss so bad only to find there's nothing in there and every drip burned like hell.

So I'm thinkin getting old does pretty much suck.

Guess it could be worse... Visions of Al Swearengen.
That was a horrible experience in itself, however try getting that done the day before you have to prep for your ass cleansing check.

Guess what also happens when your shitting water while prepping, it also makes you piss (in my case I pissed Fire).

Good times but I got the green light on all that stuff thankfully


I thought is was Peniscopy, no?
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Bobwhite » Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:20 pm

Listening to 'the kids' I work with during the summer months.

"Did you see that old fucker on the Pak today... that cripple had to be 30!"

Or, one of my new favorites.

"Hey Bob?"

"Yeah."

"Did you used to be a body builder... or something?"

"Yeah... kind of. It was a long time ago."

"Right."
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Sun Aug 23, 2015 2:17 pm

Bobwhite wrote:Listening to 'the kids' I work with during the summer months.

"Did you see that old fucker on the Pak today... that cripple had to be 30!"

Or, one of my new favorites.

"Hey Bob?"

"Yeah."

"Did you used to be a body builder... or something?"

"Yeah... kind of. It was a long time ago."

"Right."
What do expect from us 19yr olds...
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