west_jay wrote:I'm 53.
You almost had me at "Ass cancer is a nasty way to die."
Then three pages of this
Christsakes. Modern medicine, indeed.
[posted Oct. 16, 2012]
Well, it didn't take too long to come around to getting this done.
Two months ago, Apr. 06 seemed like a good a time as any to get violated. Day after Easter didn't occur to me, so I had poison for Easter dinner. Upside was it was nice enough to open the windows.
Not much to say, that hasn't already been said, except that urinating out of your ass is not a natural occurrence, unless you have a pesky case of cholera. Getting those "involuntary" muscles to cooperate takes some getting used to.
You'll have plenty of opportunities to practice.
Verdict: Four pollywogs discovered, on they're way to the lab. My anus feels like I have stitches.