Byproduct of Getting Old

[Spicytuna]

After my prep I can never have anything rape flavored again...I have been ruined by that nasty ass stuff.

My best takeaway from the whole deal:

If they give you two bottles to drink of the nasty grape shit, don't drink as much water as they tell you for the first one. The second one you can drink all the water they tell you too. There is no need for that much water to shoot our your ass and make it raw.

my 2 cents

[fishpimp]

I just remember my kid laughing outside the bathroom door as they could hear it...pissed out my ass so hard I could've cut a phonbook in two, my daughter giggling "is it clear yet, tee hee?"

[The Wandering Blues]

So I get a blister on my hand. I figure it's a bite or a fungus. It went from the size of an eraser to the size of a quarter in about a week. Fuckin shingles was the diagnosis.... Right in the thumb/forefinger of my casting hand. Getting old sucks.

[Redchaser]

So I get a blister on my hand. I figure it's a bite or a fungus. It went from the size of an eraser to the size of a quarter in about a week. Fuckin shingles was the diagnosis.... Right in the thumb/forefinger of my casting hand. Getting old sucks.

I had shingles when I was 23 years old, of course my immune system was probably fucked up from all of the drugs I was doing at the time. Painful shit.

[Lenny]

My inaugural was not that bad. Worst part was the trainee nurse attempting about 5 times to drive a big fuckin needle into the top of my hand for the IV. Finally the RN came in and drilled one into my wrist, first try. Move over, rookie.

I was out for the whole thing. The prep wasn't as bad as I feared. SOBF tutored me well and I even had 2 bourbons the night before.

Got the call. See ya in 10 years.

[Spicytuna]

So I get a blister on my hand. I figure it's a bite or a fungus. It went from the size of an eraser to the size of a quarter in about a week. Fuckin shingles was the diagnosis.... Right in the thumb/forefinger of my casting hand. Getting old sucks.

Ouch man sorry to hear that, no bueno.

Are you going to have to use "The Stranger" to fish for a bit??

[The Wandering Blues]

So I get a blister on my hand. I figure it's a bite or a fungus. It went from the size of an eraser to the size of a quarter in about a week. Fuckin shingles was the diagnosis.... Right in the thumb/forefinger of my casting hand. Getting old sucks.

Ouch man sorry to hear that, no bueno.

Are you going to have to use "The Stranger" to fish for a bit??

Affirm. Fortunately all that ambidextrous mastrubation as a teenager finally paid off....

[BobLoblaw]

After my prep I can never have anything rape flavored again...

"rape flavored"???
Freudian slip much?

[FredA]

Just had a cystostomy Monday. Anyone else have one of these fuckin procedures? Where they slather you up with a numbing gel, then they pump saline up your dick to inflate the bladder. Then they shove a scope up there to check see how things look. And don't clench because that just makes it worse. Spent the next four hours feeling like I had to piss so bad only to find there's nothing in there and every drip burned like hell.

So I'm thinkin getting old does pretty much suck.

Guess it could be worse... Visions of Al Swearengen.

[Spicytuna]

Just had a cystostomy Monday. Anyone else have one of these fuckin procedures? Where they slather you up with a numbing gel, then they pump saline up your dick to inflate the bladder. Then they shove a scope up there to check see how things look. And don't clench because that just makes it worse. Spent the next four hours feeling like I had to piss so bad only to find there's nothing in there and every drip burned like hell.

So I'm thinkin getting old does pretty much suck.

Guess it could be worse... Visions of Al Swearengen.

That was a horrible experience in itself, however try getting that done the day before you have to prep for your ass cleansing check.

Guess what also happens when your shitting water while prepping, it also makes you piss (in my case I pissed Fire).

Good times but I got the green light on all that stuff thankfully


I thought is was Peniscopy, no?

[Bobwhite]

Listening to 'the kids' I work with during the summer months.

"Did you see that old fucker on the Pak today... that cripple had to be 30!"

Or, one of my new favorites.

"Hey Bob?"

"Yeah."

"Did you used to be a body builder... or something?"

"Yeah... kind of. It was a long time ago."

"Right."

[FormerlyChaseChrome]

Listening to 'the kids' I work with during the summer months.

"Did you see that old fucker on the Pak today... that cripple had to be 30!"

Or, one of my new favorites.

"Hey Bob?"

"Yeah."

"Did you used to be a body builder... or something?"

"Yeah... kind of. It was a long time ago."

"Right."

What do expect from us 19yr olds...