Byproduct of Getting Old

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by pbrstreetgang » Mon May 30, 2016 3:20 pm

What better way to spend a day of remembrance and reminiscing:

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someone please save me something bbq-y. Lime jell-o, coffee, and whatever brand chicken bullion from the Mexican bodega just ain't the same.
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by SOBF » Mon May 30, 2016 4:06 pm

Oh you'll remember it !!!!
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by pbrstreetgang » Mon May 30, 2016 4:35 pm

Ain't that the truth
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Spicytuna » Tue May 31, 2016 6:48 pm

pro tip

Don't drink all the water they ask you do with the solution. Your ass will thank you

Half of what they say to drink will be plenty to project anything you had since you were 2 right out
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by austrotard » Tue May 31, 2016 8:21 pm

I'd bet there's nothing wrong with any of you fuckos.

stop watching the ads and you'll find you're fucking fine.

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by pbrstreetgang » Tue May 31, 2016 8:48 pm

1. I drank over 200oz of water yesterday
2. Austardlia wants its citizens to die horrible deaths
2a. No wonder.
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by SLSS » Tue May 31, 2016 9:12 pm

austrotard wrote:I'd bet there's nothing wrong with any of you fuckos.

stop watching the ads and you'll find you're fucking fine.'
Yeah, well, didn't go quite that way for me. :coffee
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by austrotard » Tue May 31, 2016 10:52 pm

fair point... but that's what you get for being so lucky in love.

hence why I'll live forever.
(so far, so good...)
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you'll find they go hand in hand as we poison their water, josh.

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by SLSS » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:05 am

:cool
It's lime the battles between sperm whales and giant squid half a mile below the surface of the ocean. Only it happens in the palm I your hand.- thndr

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by fly-chucker » Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:38 am

Peebs, I'm sorry I made fun of you when you were shitting your guts out :bow

now please take the needle out of the voodoo doll, my sciatic is killing me :vomit
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by pbrstreetgang » Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:51 pm

fate is not without a sense of irony, hey?
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Redchaser » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:38 pm

Friday I have to go to the Urologist because when I had my physical in March my PSA came back a bit high. I hope the urologist is a little guy with tiny hands, because my internist looks like a right tackle in the NFL and has fingers as big around as my wrist.
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