What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

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What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by LuckyBastard » Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:45 am

[report]This one belongs in the Bitching Room. My Bucks Party was Saturday Night, and this is how it's done in Australia.
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After a day of Paintball, where I was wearing Hi-Vis Overalls, and everyone else had Camo's, I found myself like this:
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We Played Beer Pong, but of course my "Beer" was triple shot something or other
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It was a great night, epecially because I got to drink with my Brothers and Old Man, though Dad isn't doing too well by now
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It's best not to pass out at these events
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Or you might get Ground Upon
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What else do you do when you're drinking with a guy in a Mankini
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But Grapple?
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You know you've been at your own Bucks Night when you wake up aching, in a tent, with a Black Eye, a Cigar Burn on your right ass cheek, you've no idea where your glasses are, and you're still dressed in a Mankini

You missed a cracker Mitch
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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by Aguirre » Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:34 am

You own the Borat bikini suit?
You sir are awesome.
Looks like a nice hangover for everyone involved.
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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:48 am

This looks like my kind of party.

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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by tailchaser » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:25 am

i have that same outfit...
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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by BigTimber » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:29 am

so you were the only stripper?
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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by Average Joe » Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:06 am

Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself Lucky. :cool

Best wishes to you and your future bride.

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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by Lenny » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:54 pm

My wife has that same black camisole.

This has to go down as one of the more uncomfortable threads in this place

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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by Average Joe » Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:23 pm

Lenny wrote:This has to go down as one of the more uncomfortable threads in this place
Oh I don't know. It's not like he posted a picture of himself wearing nothing but a goofy hat, one ugly green sock, and an over-sized Orvis shirt.

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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by SOBF » Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:26 pm

Two things come to mind.
1- Lycra is a privilege not a right.
2-I'm glad Seppos don't have that custom !!!

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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by VTNZ » Tue Oct 23, 2012 5:43 pm

Nice LB....

Makes me think of my stag do...

...my best mate gives me another shot while I'm seated, and the stripper in front of me stops and says to him, "stop, you're going to kill him!"...

Looks like fun, albeit strange times in the mancave....congrats, on surviving that! :cool
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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by fallen513 » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:19 pm

Here in the states bachelor parties are a bit more hetero.

congrats, I think.
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Re: What Mitch Missed, a non fishing TR

Post by RFA » Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:44 pm

Jesus Christ.

Why? On so many fronts.......why? Just baffled........baffled that I just saw 20 pictures of a dude in a slut bikini, baffled that it took 20 pictures to tell the story....baffled at the positive responses....baffled at all of the gay mountings.....was there a girl on the entire thing?

I am not against letting people do what they feel like doing. To each their own.....100%. This shit just went a little too into detail for my tastes.

Fuck. Warn me next time....something like "RFA - Don't click"
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