I have two unread. (one I know is your typical non-existent message drake fuck up)
fuck knows where the other one is as I've a folder that's 146% full.
cheers for the extra space, mind.
but sort the rest of this shit, half job johnny.
and whilst your rushing to my every whim... answer me this:
why the fuck did you bother?
I mean, what was the point of this entire exercise?
and don't get me started on the fucking ads covering links on the phone...
I swear, if I ever see a fucking cheeky reel I'm going to punch the owner on the nose and chuck it in the fucking drink.