2. twatting raybans and their shitty fucking arm springs*.
and I'm seriously thinking about giving nissan the flick in the near future.
*I've just taken two pair with the same fucking ailment and threw them at the optician/optometrist/whateverthefuck he wants to call himself this year.
"fix these or I'm coming back with a fucking claw hammer."
is what I meant to say, but it came out (like) 'could you fix these please? I'm at the end of my tether.' (or some shit)