doesn't make me gay.

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doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:39 am

things I like:

1. the smiths, but we already knew that.

real 1: jimmy somerville and/or the communards
2: the smell of patchouli
3: tea over coffee
4. carlton midstrength
5: I'm about to watch 'the river why'. alone.


feel free to relinquish your gayness.
or I'll just assume you're (all like) gay (and shit).
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:59 am

1. Finnish-style sauna.
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Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:29 am

Oh yeah!

2. Sweaters.
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Post by Spudnik » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:54 am

Ass play
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Post by T.J. Brayshaw » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:27 pm

austrotard wrote: 2: the smell of patchouli
You're joking, right?
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Post by austrotard » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:41 pm

never smelled much of it in england or austria. hippies are too poor to travel... therefore I like it.

6. some people reckon I talk like this:

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Post by brownsville » Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:54 am

I still listen to house and techno,

even the cheesier suff


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Post by fatman » Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:34 pm

I complain when the missus turns on Downton Abbey. But I watch from the corner of my eye...
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by Bears Fan » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:09 pm

Yoga

Cooking

Drinking wine

Fly Fishing



p.s. do Englanders get offended when Yanks send tea? Be a shame to send those collectible tins all alone...
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Post by Hogleg » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:06 pm

I'm a Yoga fag too.

Crane, Wheel, Handstand, Eight Angle, Peacock...

Anyone who thinks that shit's gay give it a whirl then get back to me.
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Post by austrotard » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:31 am

7. I've always liked that live duet with george michael and elton john.

8. I call rochester my wee sooky boy and I'm not bothered who hears.

9. if pretty woman, grease or any english romantic comedy is on late at night I'll probably stay up watching it. again.

10. yoga scares me a bit. I'm not that bendy.


remember, chances are I could knock you on your ass. and quick(ish).
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by BigTimber » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:35 am

austrotard wrote:7. I've always liked that live duet with george michael and elton john.

8. I call rochester my wee sooky boy and I'm not bothered who hears.

9. if pretty woman, grease or any english romantic comedy is on late at night I'll probably stay up watching it. again.

10. yoga scares me a bit. I'm not that bendy.


remember, chances are I could knock you on your ass. and quick(ish).

7 and 9 DO make you ghey.......
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