doesn't make me gay.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by RFA » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:01 am

befuddled wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:11 am
austrotard wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:30 pm
I'm always that little bit tougher after a revenge film, hey.

if you don't believe me you can ask my dog.
or my bathroom mirror.

and it can be rather exhausting.

10 feet tall and bullet proof (especially after some 100 proof)
It's called a WHET stone.....


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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:06 am

austrotard wrote:
Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:01 am
I'm in love with antonio valencia and have been for a few years.
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by befuddled » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:09 pm

I just spent $50 on sushi rolls and granola and bullshit fancy tea for the girls while I ate $3 stew from a thermos with my camping spork (pre-dates the AJ sporklife era, it isn't nearly as cool as a titanium one)
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:16 pm

no such thing as bullshit fancy tea, bumjammer.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by Hogleg » Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:50 pm

befuddled wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:12 am
Pulled out my wet stone, throwing axe and a hunting knives after wife's client threatened to kill her and her whole family. Also used it as an excuse to work from home all week. I probably should have drank less if I was honestly thought there was a legitimate threat to my family. But you know, new house, needed to be christened. And the neighbors needed to know there is a guy in neighborhood who will pee outside.
Load up your 12 gauge with some bird shot, take the plug out and get 5 or 6 in there. Take it out into the yard/property and use it to prune branches off your trees.

That'll get the message across.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:29 am

ass fucking deviants can get married in austria now.

you know... if that's your bag.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by RFA » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:47 pm

austrotard wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:29 am
ass fucking deviants can get married in austria now.

you know... if that's your bag.
You've been ranting quite a bit about gays and sexual fringe inhabitants over the past few weeks. I also noticed the post about your mucker being all out of sorts, and it going to take 3 or 4 trips to the orphondontiss to get you fixed up right with dentures.

Now, I'm not Nancy Drew, but the principles of detective work tell me you are thinking a lot about sucking dick.


It's cool dude, your Hatch t shirts gave you away years ago.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:02 am

you may not be a nancy drew but you're definitely a nancy.

topical: I went fishing a couple weeks ago and rented my mate's holiday home. within this house there are many (many) mod cons.
going through the cd collection I came across 'ladies and gentlemen' by george michael.
it was good and I'm going to purchase it.

anyway... raffa's still a poof.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by RFA » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:47 pm

No one jumps in anymore. It's not fun if it's a 4 day conversation between ruthless-toothless and I.

The punestacular CE doesn't even talk shit anymore. Sad times.I would fuck with Lando more if he wasn't the resident old fucking basset hound who flips out every time you walk by, to the point you fuck with the dog just because you know what's going to happen....red, soulless, miserable eyes and all, not to mention the useless legs.

Sick balls, Lando.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by Lando » Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:23 am

Snuggle your wife extra tight tonight. It’s going to be a long, cold winter.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:13 am

RFA wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:47 pm

The punestacular CE doesn't even talk shit anymore.
That's because it takes the fun out of it when people get teh butthertz and take it personally instead of having a good laugh at their own expense.

How many times did you edit that post, Bwian?

And please stop sending me ranting PMs, then editing them multiple times. They're not funny. You'll notice it's been a while since I've responded.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:42 pm

oooo... how embarrassing.
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