doesn't make me gay.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by kish » Sun May 07, 2017 2:26 pm

I think you don't have a barber. You have a stylist.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Mon May 22, 2017 6:45 am

I've been wearing a buff to work as il fait froid...

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by fatman » Mon May 22, 2017 7:17 am

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Mon May 22, 2017 8:47 am

fuck. my eyes look the same at this precise minute.

but I'm skinnier. and better looking.
I fucking love that scarf.

spoiler: jose gave me the nits.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by Spicytuna » Wed May 24, 2017 4:43 pm

fatman wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 1:16 pm
austrotard wrote:
Sat May 06, 2017 11:39 pm
after much research I have decided that I'd rather have my hair cut by a fella.

and the younger, the better.
early 20s is ideal.


I have my reasons.
my barber IS gay. :Roll Eyes

and what do you think 'bout thet....

I had a gay stylist and was the first time I actually paid a decent price for a haircut but damn I looked good.

He moved to Brazil and now I have a female stylist and she does a great job.

Barbers are so 1980 its all about stylists these days
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by fatman » Wed May 24, 2017 5:41 pm

Spicytuna wrote:
Wed May 24, 2017 4:43 pm
fatman wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 1:16 pm
austrotard wrote:
Sat May 06, 2017 11:39 pm
after much research I have decided that I'd rather have my hair cut by a fella.

and the younger, the better.
early 20s is ideal.


I have my reasons.
my barber IS gay. :Roll Eyes

and what do you think 'bout thet....

I had a gay stylist and was the first time I actually paid a decent price for a haircut but damn I looked good.

He moved to Brazil and now I have a female stylist and she does a great job.

Barbers are so 1980 its all about stylists these days
actually, he bills himself as a "Beard Mechanic" :smile
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by Average Joe » Wed May 24, 2017 9:24 pm

austrotard wrote:
Mon May 22, 2017 8:47 am
spoiler: jose gave me the nits.
You took them without asking.

And I'd like them back.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Fri Jun 02, 2017 3:29 am

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by Saltan » Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:47 am

That was the gheyest contest, I'll take 10, 5 left for you.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:26 pm

bought the newly released katy perry album.

and I got that look asking for an album. I might as well speak koren.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by Average Joe » Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:05 pm

Only btices speak koren...

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