doesn't make me gay.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:32 pm

pretty collited that the ashes start tomorrow.

engerland!
all right. now let's see them do something standing up.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by fatman » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:58 am

austrotard wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:32 pm
pretty collited that the ashes start tomorrow.

engerland!
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:07 pm

funny story:

years ago a mate was pulling sickies to watch the ashes. guv'nor says no more time off to watch the cricket. fella says I wasn't but the guv said we saw you on the telly. (his porch roof looked over the pitch)
the following ashes fella takes the same time off. only this time he hangs a sheet with 'geoffrey boycott is a wife beater' spray painted on it.
no telly coverage.

the end.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by kish » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:16 am

I think that was an episode of the Flintstones. Other than the wife beater part. That crazy Fred.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:39 pm

I've been loving the punisher on 'flix.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by yard4sale » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:29 pm

fatman wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:58 am
austrotard wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:32 pm
pretty collited that the ashes start tomorrow.

engerland!
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:01 am

austrotard wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:32 pm
pretty collited that the ashes start tomorrow.

engerland!

I swear those twats are here just for the holiday.
ten fucking wickets. fml.
all right. now let's see them do something standing up.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:35 am

I'm eating scrambled eggs in the bathroom.

all right. now let's see them do something standing up.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:02 pm

got a two day casting clinic with mr. sexyloops.

one day I'm gonna cast all over youse guys.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by pbrstreetgang » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:04 pm

austrotard wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:02 pm
got a two day casting clinic with mr. sexyloops.

one day I'm gonna cast all over youse guys.
Raise your hand if you're one of the gheys...
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:26 pm

for those who wish.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

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