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By fallen513
#564434
queer cure goo, the lot of ya.
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By BigTimber
#564435
austrotard wrote:nope.
so ghey
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By BigTimber
#564436
austrotard wrote:nope.
flaming ghey
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By austrotard
#564437
ha ha... you sound like a basketball fan.

and if so. in your face.

11. I'm not keen on basketball. (even though we are the national champions and being west austrian I'll take most of the credit for the win. alone.)
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By RFA
#564484
Gay?

I had to run up to my neighbor's house to return a tool set I borrowed. When I knocked on the door, his wife (who is young, fit, and attractive) answered in nothing but a bath towel. Instead of it being the scenario every guy fantasizes about, it was extremely awkward and scary. I honestly took 2 steps back, made 30 seconds of small talk, and practically ran home.
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By Bruiser
#564486
So I was at the dentist yesterday, getting my tooth cleaned, and the lady asked me if I was interested in Bleaching.

We had to take a little time out for a few minutes for me to stop laughing. I did not explain that it's from hanging out with Hogleg and his broad knowledge of things I need to know.

:cool
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By peetso
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austrotard wrote:
10. yoga scares me a bit. I'm not that bendy.
the missus is a yoga teacher and this is the most common thing she hears from people who've never done it.

her standard response:
"you don't start yoga because you are flexible, you start yoga so that you can be flexible"
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By SLSS
#564508
peetso wrote:
austrotard wrote:
10. yoga scares me a bit. I'm not that bendy.
the missus is a yoga teacher and this is the most common thing she hears from people who've never done it.

her standard response:
"you don't start yoga because you are flexible, you start yoga so that you can be flexible"
About the last time I got to see him, my great uncle Howard said to me, have you ever heard of this yoga that the found people are all on about?

I said yes, I do yoga a couple times each week.

Good, he said, that's good. I've maintained my strength pretty well (a retired rancher turned logger who was still working every day at 93, and who had the strongest grip I've ever felt, forearms like Popeye), but I've stiffened up something awful. Some morning's I can barely get my boots laced. You keep at it.

And I will.
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By Woolybug25
#564648
If you don't like the movie, Sweet Home Alabama… then fuck you...
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By BigTimber
#564665
Wearing pastel Easter bunny ears with my daughter....they bring out the green in my eyes. :cheer
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By FredA
#564674
Woolybug25 wrote:If you don't like the movie, Sweet Home Alabama… then fuck you...
Haha. Reeeeeese...

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