doesn't make me gay.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:39 am

nope.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by fallen513 » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:45 am

queer cure goo, the lot of ya.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by BigTimber » Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:38 am

austrotard wrote:nope.
so ghey
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by BigTimber » Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:38 am

austrotard wrote:nope.
flaming ghey
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by austrotard » Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:37 am

ha ha... you sound like a basketball fan.

and if so. in your face.

11. I'm not keen on basketball. (even though we are the national champions and being west austrian I'll take most of the credit for the win. alone.)
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by RFA » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:34 am

Gay?

I had to run up to my neighbor's house to return a tool set I borrowed. When I knocked on the door, his wife (who is young, fit, and attractive) answered in nothing but a bath towel. Instead of it being the scenario every guy fantasizes about, it was extremely awkward and scary. I honestly took 2 steps back, made 30 seconds of small talk, and practically ran home.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by Bruiser » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:36 am

So I was at the dentist yesterday, getting my tooth cleaned, and the lady asked me if I was interested in Bleaching.

We had to take a little time out for a few minutes for me to stop laughing. I did not explain that it's from hanging out with Hogleg and his broad knowledge of things I need to know.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by peetso » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:19 pm

austrotard wrote:
10. yoga scares me a bit. I'm not that bendy.
the missus is a yoga teacher and this is the most common thing she hears from people who've never done it.

her standard response:
"you don't start yoga because you are flexible, you start yoga so that you can be flexible"
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by SLSS » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:35 pm

peetso wrote:
austrotard wrote:
10. yoga scares me a bit. I'm not that bendy.
the missus is a yoga teacher and this is the most common thing she hears from people who've never done it.

her standard response:
"you don't start yoga because you are flexible, you start yoga so that you can be flexible"
About the last time I got to see him, my great uncle Howard said to me, have you ever heard of this yoga that the found people are all on about?

I said yes, I do yoga a couple times each week.

Good, he said, that's good. I've maintained my strength pretty well (a retired rancher turned logger who was still working every day at 93, and who had the strongest grip I've ever felt, forearms like Popeye), but I've stiffened up something awful. Some morning's I can barely get my boots laced. You keep at it.

And I will.
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by Woolybug25 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:55 pm

If you don't like the movie, Sweet Home Alabama… then fuck you...
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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by BigTimber » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:04 pm

Wearing pastel Easter bunny ears with my daughter....they bring out the green in my eyes. :cheer
This place has enough jiggly milkbags, marsupials fisting off, and animated cherubs getting stabbed in the fuck to get anyone shitcanned, if''n their boss can''t take a joke. ~SUAF

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Re: doesn't make me gay.

Post by FredA » Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:06 pm

Woolybug25 wrote:If you don't like the movie, Sweet Home Alabama… then fuck you...
Haha. Reeeeeese...

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