doesn't make me gay.

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Re: doesn't make me gay.#646743

By BigTimber - Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:12 am

- Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:12 am #646743

Took my daughter to see Beauty and the Beast yesterday. Disney's got this shit figured out, so says my wallet.

This place has enough jiggly milkbags, marsupials fisting off, and animated cherubs getting stabbed in the fuck to get anyone shitcanned, if''n their boss can''t take a joke. ~SUAF

Pussy, much like freedom, ain't free.

America has become a dildo that has turned berserkly on its owner. ~McGuane 1971

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646842

By austrotard - Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:37 am

- Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:37 am #646842

I had to pay a cakeage fee at a restaurant tonight.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646867

By Spicytuna - Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:29 pm

- Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:29 pm #646867

austrotard wrote:I had to pay a cakeage fee at a restaurant tonight.

Been there

"In truth you can throw dries and swing flies and still be a loser. That would be an elite loser though.
Rare breed." - MTgrayling

"You guys know the Magic Hour???? Yeah it just happened I was there!!!" DK

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646905

By Average Joe - Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:31 pm

- Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:31 pm #646905

austrotard wrote:I had to pay a cakeage fee at a restaurant tonight.

If it was for beefcake then it definitely makes you gay.

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646920

By austrotard - Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:57 am

- Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:57 am #646920

how elizabeth felt about her birthday...

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how scarlett felt about elizabeth's birthday...

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note: that's not wilford brimley, hey.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646921

By BigTimber - Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:09 am

- Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:09 am #646921

lime

This place has enough jiggly milkbags, marsupials fisting off, and animated cherubs getting stabbed in the fuck to get anyone shitcanned, if''n their boss can''t take a joke. ~SUAF

Pussy, much like freedom, ain't free.

America has become a dildo that has turned berserkly on its owner. ~McGuane 1971

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646927

By Lando - Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:08 am

- Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:08 am #646927

Two stars?

"I never got a hoody."

That's because you're a douchebag. (Online anyway. You seemed OK in person.)
~nemo

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646932

By FormerlyChaseChrome - Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:35 am

- Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:35 am #646932

austrotard wrote:how elizabeth felt about Shmitch on her birthday...

Helmet-head influence of empire

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Wrecks-it

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646935

By austrotard - Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:44 am

- Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:44 am #646935

austrotard wrote: it was around the time lady di and the iron lady were taking note of their post.
parcels from up north were piquing the highest interest.

we missed their chance.

topical: trump hair.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646941

By yard4sale - Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:29 pm

- Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:29 pm #646941

Elizabeth sure got lucky getting her looks from Mom instead of you!

You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646946

By pbrstreetgang - Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:11 pm

- Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:11 pm #646946

austrotard wrote:

note: that's not wilford brimley, hey.

This is Almighty - standing by, over.

Re: doesn't make me gay.#646949

By -G- - Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:35 pm

- Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:35 pm #646949

And to think... in 8 years some poor soul is going to knock on the door ready to go on a date to the movie theater and Mitch will open the door.

That poor bastard

Maybe we haven't drank enough Busch- Nolan

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