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doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:39 am
by austrotard
things I like:

1. the smiths, but we already knew that.

real 1: jimmy somerville and/or the communards
2: the smell of patchouli
3: tea over coffee
4. carlton midstrength
5: I'm about to watch 'the river why'. alone.


feel free to relinquish your gayness.
or I'll just assume you're (all like) gay (and shit).

Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:59 am
by Heero[CntRmbrPwd]
1. Finnish-style sauna.

Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:29 am
by Heero[CntRmbrPwd]
Oh yeah!

2. Sweaters.

Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:54 am
by Spudnik
Ass play

Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:27 pm
by T.J. Brayshaw
austrotard wrote: 2: the smell of patchouli
You're joking, right?

Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:41 pm
by austrotard
never smelled much of it in england or austria. hippies are too poor to travel... therefore I like it.

6. some people reckon I talk like this:


Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:54 am
by brownsville
I still listen to house and techno,

even the cheesier suff



Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 12:34 pm
by fatman
I complain when the missus turns on Downton Abbey. But I watch from the corner of my eye...

Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:09 pm
by Bears Fan
Yoga

Cooking

Drinking wine

Fly Fishing



p.s. do Englanders get offended when Yanks send tea? Be a shame to send those collectible tins all alone...

Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:06 pm
by Hogleg
I'm a Yoga fag too.

Crane, Wheel, Handstand, Eight Angle, Peacock...

Anyone who thinks that shit's gay give it a whirl then get back to me.

Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:31 am
by austrotard
7. I've always liked that live duet with george michael and elton john.

8. I call rochester my wee sooky boy and I'm not bothered who hears.

9. if pretty woman, grease or any english romantic comedy is on late at night I'll probably stay up watching it. again.

10. yoga scares me a bit. I'm not that bendy.


remember, chances are I could knock you on your ass. and quick(ish).

Re: doesn't make me gay.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:35 am
by BigTimber
austrotard wrote:7. I've always liked that live duet with george michael and elton john.

8. I call rochester my wee sooky boy and I'm not bothered who hears.

9. if pretty woman, grease or any english romantic comedy is on late at night I'll probably stay up watching it. again.

10. yoga scares me a bit. I'm not that bendy.


remember, chances are I could knock you on your ass. and quick(ish).

7 and 9 DO make you ghey.......