[austrotard]

I got done

whereas this phrase has always confused me.

try this one on for size... 'finish(ed)'.


everybody gets one.
what a nazi dick, hey.

[Aguirre]

Korkers.
Can't say anymore, under agreement.

[Aguirre]

Modern steelhead runs and conditions.
And I don't even live near them, but I love them like nothing else.

[austrotard]

I feel the same way about mauritanian birds.

topical: white chicks.

edit: fuck city.

[befuddled]

Fucking bars advertising $1 domestic draft but never honoring it on any of the good brew. Seriously, how is a fucking North Carolina microbrew not domestic in North Fucking Carolina?

[austrotard]

recruitment agencies.

I ask for carpenters and I get 'construction manager at my last job'.
sure you were, mate.
that's why your clothes and boots are fucking filthy and your tools are well worn and readily available from your kitted out shitter of a ute.
and more importantly... that's why you're here.
you were so fucking successful you're just doing this for a laugh.

and how can you not realise what a datum line refers to?
what the fuck could you have possibly built? character??
muppets. fucking muppets.

it doesn't bother me that they don't know everything; no one does... what bothers me is that they think I'm some sort of cunt who believes their imaginary job history.

I'm obviously too nice, hey.

[pbrstreetgang]

recruitment agencies.

I ask for carpenters and I get 'construction manager at my last job'.
sure you were, mate.
that's why your clothes and boots are fucking filthy and your tools are well worn and readily available from your kitted out shitter of a ute.
and more importantly... that's why you're here.
you were so fucking successful you're just doing this for a laugh.

and how can you not realise what a datum line refers to?
what the fuck could you have possibly built? character??
muppets. fucking muppets.

it doesn't bother me that they don't know everything; no one does... what bothers me is that they think I'm some sort of cunt who believes their imaginary job history.

I'm obviously too nice, hey.

Mid-level management has always let me down.

[Average Joe]

Mid-level management has always let me down.

Letting people down is written between the lines of the "goals and objectives" my boss gives me every year.

Just doing my job, man.

[SOBF]

My plumber. I turned a never used faucet on outside and washed the car. I got done, went inside, flooded. Apparently the never freeze faucet froze.

He may not have had it pitched properly to the outside or you left a hose attached is my guess. They shut off in the heated space,but if they can't drain to the outside they freeze.

[pbrstreetgang]

Mid-level management has always let me down.

Letting people down is written between the lines of the "goals and objectives" my boss gives me every year.

Too good. I think this is the first time the truth has been spoken on this matter.
Cubefarm Siddhartha, you are.

[austrotard]

cold and flu tablets.

lying bastards.
I still feel like poop.

[root wad]

cold and flu tablets.

lying bastards.
I still feel like poop.

Understandable mistake but yer not spose to smoke them.