Cheese topic.

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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by johnbmadwis » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:48 pm

I know I stepped into the calamitously funny Heero shrimp fly thread without earning it, but it reminded me of one of the funniest passages of one of the funniest books written, Catch-22:

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Major Major’s father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a longlimbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn’t earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major’s father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” he counseled one and all, and everyone said, “Amen.”
Major Major’s father was an outspoken champion of economy in government, provided it did not interfere with the sacred duty of government to pay farmers as much as they could get for all the alfalfa they produced that no one else wanted or for not producing any alfalfa at all. He was a proud and independent man who was opposed to unemployment insurance and never hesitated to whine, whimper, wheedle and extort for as much as he could get from whomever he could.

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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:53 pm

I speak no lie when I say I prefer my Big Mac to be yellowstuffthatmayormaynotbecheese-free.

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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:25 pm

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:Guys, focus: cheese.

Right...head focused on cheese...head-on-cheese.............HEY, headcheese...

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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by johnbmadwis » Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:52 pm

I know this is supposed to be about cheese, but I figure Heero won't mind a chicken digression (still do not know how to post an actual youtube as opposed to just a link):

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q= ... 1363,d.aWw

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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by MTgrayling » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:09 pm



I got your back man.






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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by FredA » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:51 pm

The havarti was exquisite when paired with prosciutto and sopressata.

The beer, while an obvious choice to me, was frowned upon by those with a more refined palatte.
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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Mon Jun 23, 2014 2:06 pm

Chickens are people too.

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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by befuddled » Mon Jun 23, 2014 4:09 pm

Heero, you should tie some shrimps and send to Mr Don to make up for the lousy fly swap.
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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by brownsville » Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:33 pm

Cheddar is only two valleys away. I will make it my mission to post pictures of cheese shops next weekend.





though prefer a Stilton, or Roquefort

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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by fallen513 » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:04 pm

Any of you guys ever eat the dick off a buffalo?
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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by pbrstreetgang » Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:07 pm

live or dead buffalo?
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Re: Cheese topic.

Post by fallen513 » Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:19 pm

Winter gets tough dude.

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