- Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:12 am
just run with this moniker.
you see, this place is so fucking boring and run of the mill since becoming the more kinder and gentler drake that no one here really gives a fuck what you do. some may pretend but it is what it is; pretence.
the folk who guard the gates now weren't fit to wipe our asses five years ago.
but they wouldn't know that as they've only been on active duty for the last ten minutes.
it also helps that the average age of your bone idle drakian is 52... and doesn't fish, tie or create anything worthwhile.
all you need to do is chime in every other day or so with either 'this' or 'what he said' and that will constitute as a pass.
the political thread is now the topic with the most traffic. this is due to the fact that as free thinking people we feel we need and have to be heard, by either giving a pole opposite opinion of what is being discussed or by throwing our arms in the air all henny-penny like.
either opinion is always ignored but everyone here gets a trophy for participation.
now pick one:
a) c'mon in and shut the door behind you. (could include something about not tracking dogshit in, grabbing beers or some other shit)
b) that intro was so funny you owe me a new keyboard. (reserved mostly for young folk and 'ferners.)
c) tits, fuck off we're full or gtfo. (could include dying in a fire. some whom are not physic majors may combine all four.)
d) I recognise you from fiddlytiddlers.com and your [sic] a good egg. (normally a ruse from the fella who'd invited you an hour ago.)
e) nice truck/bote/gun/knife. (normally means he wants you to pm him with gps coords even though he recognises your dad's truck/bote/gun/knife and sees you down the local pick and mix hatchery every saturday morning with your snotty nosed hand me down bastard kids.)
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.