rules regarding twats

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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by Hogleg » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:09 pm

ChaseChrome wrote:My son got a kazoo in his hitchmas stocking this year...classic
I can't keep everyone straight.

Are you one of the cool kids with granite counter tops CC?
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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by SLSS » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:41 pm

Hogleg wrote:
ChaseChrome wrote:My son got a kazoo in his hitchmas stocking this year...classic
I can't keep everyone straight.

Are you one of the cool kids with granite counter tops CC?
CC's so cool he has diamond plate counter tops.
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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by austrotard » Thu Jan 01, 2015 8:37 pm

can anybody name a couple monikers that have tried the ken route before?.. the list must be endless.

but you do know that this ken fella is different.
he's some staying power.

you know... like all the others.

oh, and another thing...

stop answering his fucking threads, you stoopid fucking cunts.


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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by jhnnythndr » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:04 pm

Yeah yeah. I know. I know.
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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:19 am

granite, kazoo, etch-a-sketch...

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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by flybug.pa. » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:42 am

NO FUCKING SHIT
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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by BobLoblaw » Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:51 pm

austrotard wrote:can anybody name a couple monikers that have tried the ken route before?.. the list must be endless.

but you do know that this ken fella is different.
he's some staying power.

you know... like all the others.

oh, and another thing...

stop answering his fucking threads, you stoopid fucking cunts.


happy new year.
This will be my one & only post relates to that guy.

Yeah, stop answering his threads.
Even better, stop clicking on his threads, period.
You know damn well that peckerwood sees every view of his threads as another "fan"; so, just fookin' stop!!!
Stop mentioning him in your posts, all of y'all!!!
He ain't never going to go away if he thinks he's getting attention.
Enough, already...
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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by flybug.pa. » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:32 pm

ditto let it drop off the web
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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by Adams » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:44 pm

austrotard wrote:can anybody name a couple monikers that have tried the ken route before?.. the list must be endless.

but you do know that this ken fella is different.
he's some staying power.

you know... like all the others.

oh, and another thing...

stop answering his fucking threads, you stoopid fucking cunts.


happy new year.
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You just never know. . .
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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:55 pm

two fish mitch is a dick stomping legend.
ken is making us realise after many years our ways are stupid. we should follow his example. we need to change.

and the special prize goes to adams.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:24 pm

and I haven't just realised this, I've known this for a long time.
there still are a great amount of people here who just don't fucking well get it.

some never fish.
some talk too fucking much.
some come and give a kick after a fella's been ko'd.
some tell too many 'ahh, dad...' jokes.
some aren't very good at anything.
some are just grumpy old cunts.
some are young and nearly too stupid to breathe.
some think this is a place for sound political discussions.
some think this is a gang where everyone has their role.
and there's some people here I'd sooner punch in the fucking face than fish with.

I've met a shit ton of you fellas.
and not many can say that. well, not without laughing.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: rules regarding twats

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:19 pm

Your posts are making me sad of late. :(

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