- Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:02 am
jhnnythndr wrote:Was this the monkey thread? I had a pretty legit monkey in Afghanistan. I e always thought it was fucked up to chase birds around and scare them enough to fly his rto shoot them and tease that dog.
one of my dads buddys in the 60's has one of these squirrel monkey you used to buy out of the back of the good old Outdoor Life and Field and Stream, before the Fed banned them. we were over a lot, the men would drink beer and get the squirrel drunk till he went to sleep. One remarkable time, we were over at their kids birthday parties, everyone was all dressup like the used to be in those days, the monk got wasted ate bad food and was shitting all over , he would throw his shit when he got a load on. I remember it some landing on a woman in a white dress and her screaming. funny how I remember that stuff.
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