At least my beard grows in full, and connects in the proper places.. unlike some dudes I know that look like they stuck their face in a bowl of pubes...
I don't ride horses.. and I don't wear cowboy hats.. that is all..
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Hemingway
Leonardo DiCaprio wins at life! - Row vs. Wade