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I deserve what I get...

Post by fishpimp » Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:50 am

But anyone here ever written a book?
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by fatman » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:43 am

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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by blumpkin » Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:51 am

Luckily for me, my cousin is starting a publishing biz.

This could be a cool thread, we are all struggling artists.

Watched the Anthony Bourdain show on Livinston, now I have a James Harrison hard on
that truly belongs in the Ghey thread.
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by fishpimp » Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:05 am

blumpkin wrote:
Watched the Anthony Bourdain show on Livinston, now I have a James Harrison hard on
that truly belongs in the Ghey thread.
x2
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by blumpkin » Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:13 am

At the risk of having my idea stolen.
I want to write a graphic novel.
Title: Frac'n The Gates of Hell.
Story: Dude is a Frac Ninja trying to get out of the game after seeing his friend get vaporized in a "high pressure" incident.
His crew needles him into coming back for one more hitch. They end up pumping Frac gel up Satan's ass at 8,700 psi.
Satan gets super fucking pissed and all sorts of B movie horror wackiness ensues.

Everybody hates Frac'ing, I am just gonna cash in on the hate.
Because I sure as shit didn't make any money Frac'n.

I am already working on it.
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by foureyedgeek » Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:33 am

Does a technical report on existing in-stream habitat conditions count? Its 100+ pages with tables maps and photos. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that's ever read the damn thing though.

Blump's comic sounds a shit-ton more interesting.
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by fishpimp » Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:42 am

Fictional, a little fishing, have about a hundo pages so far and it's day 2(in the story).
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Post by Woolybug25 » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:22 pm

foureyedgeek wrote:Does a technical report on existing in-stream habitat conditions count? Its 100+ pages with tables maps and photos. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that's ever read the damn thing though.

Blump's comic sounds a shit-ton more interesting.
That was actually a hell of a read though. :cool
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by BigTimber » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:48 pm

blumpkin wrote:At the risk of having my idea stolen.
I want to write a graphic novel.
Title: Frac'n The Gates of Hell.
Story: Dude is a Frac Ninja trying to get out of the game after seeing his friend get vaporized in a "high pressure" incident.
His crew needles him into coming back for one more hitch. They end up pumping Frac gel up Satan's ass at 8,700 psi.
Satan gets super fucking pissed and all sorts of B movie horror wackiness ensues.

Everybody hates Frac'ing, I am just gonna cash in on the hate.
Because I sure as shit didn't make any money Frac'n.

I am already working on it.
I already did that in Australia, but it takes about 14,800 psi.

I'm with you on the Jim Harrison thing too. Dudes a fucking man. :cool
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by Spicytuna » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:23 pm

"The Chronicles of Dirty Phil"


I got your title for you
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by Fishwater » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:30 pm

I doubt I'll ever try to get it published. I have 40,000+ words written and am not even close to halfway finished. This is part of it: http://www.drakemag.com/message-boards/ ... =1&t=26962

So to answer your question, no. I've never written a book.
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by fishpimp » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:56 pm

Spicytuna wrote:"The Chronicles of Dirty Phil"


I got your title for you
Who told you my nickname?!? :cool
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