I deserve what I get...

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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by Spicytuna » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:58 pm

fishpimp wrote:
Spicytuna wrote:"The Chronicles of Dirty Phil"


I got your title for you
Who told you my nickname?!? :cool
Haha,

I recall it coming from the basement at some point in time maybe in the Getting old thread when talking about nurses etc...
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Rare breed." - MTgrayling

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Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:14 pm

If you need any insight or technical details/advisement into chickens or shrimp then Im your guy and always happy to help.

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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by blumpkin » Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:52 pm

BigTimber wrote:
blumpkin wrote:At the risk of having my idea stolen.
I want to write a graphic novel.
Title: Frac'n The Gates of Hell.
Story: Dude is a Frac Ninja trying to get out of the game after seeing his friend get vaporized in a "high pressure" incident.
His crew needles him into coming back for one more hitch. They end up pumping Frac gel up Satan's ass at 8,700 psi.
Satan gets super fucking pissed and all sorts of B movie horror wackiness ensues.

Everybody hates Frac'ing, I am just gonna cash in on the hate.
Because I sure as shit didn't make any money Frac'n.

I am already working on it.
I already did that in Australia, but it takes about 14,800 psi.

I'm with you on the Jim Harrison thing too. Dudes a fucking man. :cool
Fuck yeah man, pressure spikes... Company man for the score.
That is the exact pressure I will use. 1 big fat Satanic Frac enema on the way...
"Dunno how this’ll go, I’ve been drinking since 2”
Travis.

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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by T.J. Brayshaw » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:49 pm

fishpimp wrote:But anyone here ever written a book?
Maybe consider publishing some shorter stuff first? Or have you already done that?

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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by blumpkin » Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:51 pm

fishpimp wrote:Fictional, a little fishing, have about a hundo pages so far and it's day 2(in the story).
Regionally... Where does the story take place?
"Dunno how this’ll go, I’ve been drinking since 2”
Travis.

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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by austrotard » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:28 pm

books are for loosers.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by fishpimp » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:49 pm

Book takes place in the west, a drug abusing nurse who does bad things, and a really bad guy who does worse things. Never had anything published. I've read all the tips for aspiring writers and any other advice is appreciated. I've said before, dad taught lit at West Point and he's a great help. I'd really like a book about writing books...
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Post by austrotard » Wed Mar 04, 2015 7:53 pm

sounds like what you're already writing. ^
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Post by T.J. Brayshaw » Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:40 pm

fishpimp wrote:Book takes place in the west, a drug abusing nurse who does bad things, and a really bad guy who does worse things. Never had anything published. I've read all the tips for aspiring writers and any other advice is appreciated. I've said before, dad taught lit at West Point and he's a great help. I'd really like a book about writing books...
Read a lot, write a lot, be ruthless in your own self-editing, repeat.

Have others whose opinions you value read it too.

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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by blumpkin » Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:55 am

dig the whole story angle fishpimp, and the fact that your Dad taught at West Point.
"Dunno how this’ll go, I’ve been drinking since 2”
Travis.

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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by befuddled » Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:41 pm

fishpimp wrote: I'd really like a book about writing books...
No you wouldn't. They all give you a bunch of rules for writing shitty books.
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Re: I deserve what I get...

Post by pxatim » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:23 am

Someone.. someday needs to publish the z-axis thread

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