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By Spicytuna
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fishpimp wrote:
Spicytuna wrote:"The Chronicles of Dirty Phil"


I got your title for you
Who told you my nickname?!? :cool
Haha,

I recall it coming from the basement at some point in time maybe in the Getting old thread when talking about nurses etc...
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By blumpkin
#595866
BigTimber wrote:
blumpkin wrote:At the risk of having my idea stolen.
I want to write a graphic novel.
Title: Frac'n The Gates of Hell.
Story: Dude is a Frac Ninja trying to get out of the game after seeing his friend get vaporized in a "high pressure" incident.
His crew needles him into coming back for one more hitch. They end up pumping Frac gel up Satan's ass at 8,700 psi.
Satan gets super fucking pissed and all sorts of B movie horror wackiness ensues.

Everybody hates Frac'ing, I am just gonna cash in on the hate.
Because I sure as shit didn't make any money Frac'n.

I am already working on it.
I already did that in Australia, but it takes about 14,800 psi.

I'm with you on the Jim Harrison thing too. Dudes a fucking man. :cool
Fuck yeah man, pressure spikes... Company man for the score.
That is the exact pressure I will use. 1 big fat Satanic Frac enema on the way...
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By blumpkin
#595876
fishpimp wrote:Fictional, a little fishing, have about a hundo pages so far and it's day 2(in the story).
Regionally... Where does the story take place?
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By fishpimp
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Book takes place in the west, a drug abusing nurse who does bad things, and a really bad guy who does worse things. Never had anything published. I've read all the tips for aspiring writers and any other advice is appreciated. I've said before, dad taught lit at West Point and he's a great help. I'd really like a book about writing books...
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By T.J. Brayshaw
#595889
fishpimp wrote:Book takes place in the west, a drug abusing nurse who does bad things, and a really bad guy who does worse things. Never had anything published. I've read all the tips for aspiring writers and any other advice is appreciated. I've said before, dad taught lit at West Point and he's a great help. I'd really like a book about writing books...
Read a lot, write a lot, be ruthless in your own self-editing, repeat.

Have others whose opinions you value read it too.
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By blumpkin
#595903
dig the whole story angle fishpimp, and the fact that your Dad taught at West Point.
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By befuddled
#595931
fishpimp wrote: I'd really like a book about writing books...
No you wouldn't. They all give you a bunch of rules for writing shitty books.
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