limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by D-nymph » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:35 am

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by yard4sale » Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:34 pm

Bangers and Mash

With Ketchup of course.

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by Hogleg » Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:41 pm

austrotard wrote:things mitch won't eat:

chicken fried steak
I thought we were friends.

Apparently not.

Fuck off you twat.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:34 am

this is what I'm feeding jose.
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even though the man from del monte say no.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by Redchaser » Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:41 am

Feed him some of that pig bung imitation calamari. Fatman knows where to get it.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:01 am

which one of you bastards did I give the sz2 boots to?

peebs... was it you?



peebs?




I miss peebs.*





*like a dog misses fleebs.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by pbrstreetgang » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:08 pm

yassir. Heidi keeps them under her bed, waiting to grow into them...
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by MTgrayling » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:37 am

Randall Dee wrote:ok yard, break out Mitch's whisky now
Randall Dee wrote:quit fucking with us man, we know you brought MItch's whisky
yard4rent wrote:you guys just want to drink it cause it's Mitch's
us wrote:well yeah

austrotard wrote:this is what I'm feeding jose.

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even though the man from del monte say no.
...and it is decent as far as I know,

with a twist of lime
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:39 am

so it's safe to assume you've dipped your bollocks in the (secret) yardsale stock then.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by MTgrayling » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:47 am

My bollocks will have a great 2017
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:58 am

one at a time, mate... one at a time.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by Average Joe » Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:09 pm

In case anyone is wondering what to get Mitch for Christmas...

https://www.masterofmalt.com/tasting-se ... sting-set/

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