limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by yard4sale » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:42 pm

Jon wrote:
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austrotard wrote:
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hammering ftg on a keyboard until you burst into tears, is that not the epitome of wasting one's time?
I thought that wasting time was the entire point of the interwebs.
True, but when one replies to every single post out there one must be efficient.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:50 am

sooo... y'all reckon that twat will be jrinking bacardi tomorrow?
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:18 am

serious enquiry: who has my cohiba ashtray?

I already asked jose.
he told me to fuck off and leave him alone. then he called me an ungrateful fucktard who only thinks about himself.
so I assume he doesn't have it.








disclaimer: he may have just said 'sorry, no.' but I know what he meant.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:11 am

austrotard wrote:
Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:18 am
serious enquiry: who has my cohiba ashtray?





this, fuckos. :stupid
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Re: Trigger Hippy

Post by Framer » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:53 pm

Redchaser,

Not only does Trigger Hippy rock it, write strong lyrics...but what a great name for a band. And - the drummer's holding a Ludwig Supraphonic snare, the key to every great backbeat. Thanks for the reccomend.

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:25 pm

pay your fiver and fuck off.





red,
two demerits, mate.

unlucky,
mitch
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:25 pm

where's my fucking ashtray.
I want it back.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by Framer » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:28 am

austrotard wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:25 pm
pay your fiver and fuck off.





red,
two demerits, mate.

unlucky,
mitch
What ?

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:49 am

austrotard wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:25 pm
pay your fiver and fuck off.





we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by pbrstreetgang » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:48 am

austrotard wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:25 pm
where's my fucking ashtray.
I want it back.
My friend Charlie likes it, and I got a set of Patagucci waders out of the deal. He takes it with him when he goes to bourbon/cigar bar he frequents in Evanston
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by Average Joe » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:06 am

See Mitch. I told you I didn't have it.

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by Lando » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:28 pm

Evanston? Why the fuck would anyone want to go to Evanston?
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