things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:29 pm

pffft... I'd be able to tell by the scent.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:55 pm

*farts*
**farts louder**

'you're fucking disgusting, mate.'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm

'hey, I can't wait until jimmy comes back to camp tonight...'
"why's that?"
'I swapped one of his boiled eggs with a live one.'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:17 pm

'how fucked?... bruce fucked, mate.'

recap:
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:33 pm

pre-camp

we leave in half an hour, return on wednesday.
three nights, four days.


"should I bring eight or twelve bottles of wine?"
-m. bishop
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Average Joe » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:38 pm

mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:33 pm
pre-camp

we leave in half an hour, return on wednesday.
three nights, four days.


"should I bring eight or twelve bottles of wine?"
-m. bishop
Without knowing what kind of wine it is one cannot properly answer the question, but my response would have been, "Bring two bottles of whiskey and leave the wine at home."

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:53 pm

'well since mitch can't catch fish we might as well get him some beer... did you bring your wallet?'
"no."


"this is rubbish. he's not even singing... he's talking like an old man."
'well I like it... I really like it.'
"he's singing like he wants to die."
'well he is dead. he died two years ago.'
"oh. well that's great then." I said, beaming.


'and can I see your fishing licence?'
"I'm from canada."
'well you still need one. sooo... you probably should buy one.' said the fisheries officer.
"okay." said aussie mike.
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