things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Average Joe » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:47 pm

"Get the London look."

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Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:08 pm

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Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:32 am

smoking cuban cigars after our meal...
you know, like gentlemen or some shit...

'so yeah... I suppose I had my last one 25yrs ago and yes... like you just said then, 'it was a time not without episode'.'
"oh, right."
'as one does' you might say, mitch... 'as one does'.'
"hmm. yes, I might.''


there are serious issues to consider at these fucko gatherings, hey.
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Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 24, 2016 6:23 pm

'oh. and it just so happens I have something for you as well...'

"fucking drake."
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Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 24, 2016 6:24 pm

'so these are the new waders?... I thought that was a myth.'

often followed by...

'fuck. drake hasn't given me shit...'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by ChaseChrome » Thu Nov 24, 2016 6:55 pm

austrotard wrote:'so these are the Chase's new waders?...
Fixed...
Wet wading sucks this time of year...
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Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:07 am

'mate... are you fishing a tip?'
"yeah but I no but yeah... umm yeah.''
'but you told me to fish this intermediate...'
"yeah but I no but dark side yeah... umm yeah.''

or something along those lines.
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Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:27 am

'shawn. I need to ask you something...'
"go on then..."
'did you turn the toilet paper around in the shitter?'
"yep."
'fuck. I don't believe it. from everything that should've bothered you this trip this is the one thing that got to you...'
"I have been very clear about this in the past, mate.''
'one star?'
"tsk tsk... very disappointing. let us just leave it at that."

"'we used to turn the shit tickets around because of the cats."'
"cats are gay.''
'''no. no they are not."'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:33 am

'what the fuck is this?'
"you said you fancied some pumpkin pie.''
'yeah, I did. but then I said fuck it... that's why I left.'
"well now you have some."
'this is a full fucking pie, kevin.'
"ha ha... yeah. I know."


'it's been thirty years since I've had pumpkin pie.'
''so... do you reckon it'll be another thirty before you try it again?''
'yeah. thirty minutes. this is some pretty good weed, hey.'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:42 am

''hey, mitch. I found your...

a) jacket.''
½) whisky."
3) beakfarts."
iv) flies."
two) change."
3) luggage."
∴) camera."
Ω) cappuccino."
F) weed."
3) all of the above.
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Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:53 am

'so mitch... did you bring your valet?'
"I didn't bring a vehicle. I believe you're referring to a 'valet'.''
'fuck you, mitch.'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fatman » Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:51 am

day three in camp:

"so I guess Joe isn't coming back with my cappuccino...."
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