things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by MTgrayling » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:22 pm

austrotard wrote:'jesus fucking christ those glasses are filthy... I gotta tell you, I'm pretty embarrassed to be with you right now.'
The world appears more accurate through a haze of human scum.

Hey, good thing my truck is spotless. :wink



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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:04 pm

'fair enough, it's a rubbish coon as you say but let's not pretend like you lot wouldn't get all fucking collited if you saw a dead roo.'

"what the fuck did he just say?"
"'fuck... yeah... I uhh... I don't know, man."'

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by MTgrayling » Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:11 am

Has anyone of you twats ever actually seen a midget hooker?
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by ChaseChrome » Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:03 pm

MTgrayling wrote:Has anyone of you twats ever actually seen a midget hooker?
Psychotimmy keeps them stashed in his backpack...
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:26 pm

''I'd appreciate it you would stop farting in my sleeping bag.''

'phew. that tent smells like a dirty old bum.'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Redchaser » Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:17 pm

"Want me to scrub your back....with my belly?"
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:56 am

with regard to fishing with others...

'look, I understand that there cannot be something wrong with all these people and the problem must be me. but you have to understand... I just don't give a fuck.'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by BigTimber » Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:55 am

Balls
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by cornholio » Tue Dec 06, 2016 2:07 pm

" Yeah, I’ve worked with some Mexicans. Nice folks, the lot of them. Just don’t let those little bastards borrow your tools, hey. You’ll never get them back."

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fatman » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:45 pm

paraphrased:

so there was this large, African-American waitress, wearing construction boots.

she took off her clothes and proceeded to smash Oly cans with her butt cheeks...
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:32 am

''whaachadooooin'?''
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by BigTimber » Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:01 am

let's play a game. Guess what's in Mike's pockets.

did he just pull a grinder out of his truck?
who brings a grinder to a bake?
Mike does.
This place has enough jiggly milkbags, marsupials fisting off, and animated cherubs getting stabbed in the fuck to get anyone shitcanned, if''n their boss can''t take a joke. ~SUAF

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America has become a dildo that has turned berserkly on its owner. ~McGuane 1971

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