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austrotard
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by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:01 am
fatman wrote:day three in camp:
"so I guess Joe isn't coming back with my cappuccino...."
austrotard wrote:day 9...
"I don't think joe's coming back with my cappuccino, hey."
to be fair I did have five extra days of luxury with my 'valet'.
so you can pick any day after he left. fucker never come back.
topical:
'so I guess I'll be off in the morning...'
"but what if I don't want you to go?"
'I've got things to do, mitch.'
the cc never left me. he just didn't take me anywhere either.
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
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austrotard
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by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:17 am
'I think what he meant was he is fiscally right.'
"yeah. well... I've yet to meet someone who isn't."
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
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by yard4sale » Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:58 pm
austrotard wrote:fatman wrote:day three in camp:
"so I guess Joe isn't coming back with my cappuccino...."
austrotard wrote:day 9...
"I don't think joe's coming back with my cappuccino, hey."
to be fair I did have five extra days of luxury with my 'valet'.
so you can pick any day after he left. fucker never come back.
topical:
'so I guess I'll be off in the morning...'
"but what if I don't want you to go?"
'I've got things to do, mitch.'
the cc never left me. he just didn't take me anywhere either.
Elates: pretty much every morning
Rick: should I make another pot?
Everybody in unison: "fuck yeah!"
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will
When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW
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by fatman » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:07 pm
"that Fishing Goddess has some big ol' hatchery tits..."
My drinkin' days are over; I'm still trouble bound - Slaid Cleaves
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by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:17 pm
'how the fuck did you get that photo so fast? is she your fucking wallpaper?'
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
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austrotard
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by austrotard » Sun Nov 27, 2016 2:10 am
'what sort of fucking name is norb?'
'way to go, norb.'
'I'm pouring a sip for norm.'
"it's norb."
'fuck it... norb then.'
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
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MTgrayling
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by MTgrayling » Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:58 pm
Is that guy a squirrel?
Ryan found his way out; your escape awaits...
Let there be HIGH water!
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austrotard
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by austrotard » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:51 am
'mitch, what's a bell end?'
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
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by cornholio » Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:19 pm
austrotard wrote:'mitch, what's a bell end?'
Forgot to ask about sprogs and ranga.
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by cornholio » Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:20 pm
"That was quite possibly the best thing I've ever shoved in my mouth"
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by austrotard » Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:12 pm
'jesus fucking christ those glasses are filthy... I gotta tell you, I'm pretty embarrassed to be with you right now.'
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
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austrotard
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by austrotard » Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:22 pm
'what the fuck is a bank machine?'
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.
-anonymous mtice
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