things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fallen513 » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:54 am

"Quit being a pussy and pierce that titty!!!!"
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Post by RockyMtHigh » Tue Aug 22, 2017 3:30 pm

A banjo and pig noises playing as kayakers were called out for random shit... Like pissing in the river, having a man bun, and little kids hanging their legs outside of a kayak.

And then the sound of an F350 bottoming out in a river.
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Post by pxatim » Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:06 am

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Post by austrotard » Mon Dec 25, 2017 4:34 am

'you know what I like best about your wife?'
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.

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Post by austrotard » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:05 pm

"holy fuck. you're a lot better looking in person."
'you and I are gonna get on famously, mate.'

"so... where the fuck are you from, man?"
'I'm foreign everywhere.'

"so... am I supposed to tip?"

"hey, thanks for coming to get us. I've been jrinking since 7am this morning watching the superbowl."

'okay. the first thing we're going to do today is kick the shit out of some roos. maybe some quokka soccer, fancy it?'

'you want another pint?'
"hic... I think I should just go home. where is it?"
'it's right across the street there, mate.'

'so do you want some of these flying pills?'
"fuck. no way, dude."


'everybody named mike is from new jersey.'
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fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Spudnik » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:16 pm

“I’m just gonna skin up right here”

Lots of kids here in the states could learn a lesson or two on being polite and well-mannered from Elizabeth. Cheers again, forever indebted.

Oh, and I should’ve paid more attention to layovers on the flight out. Full fucking 48 hours of travel. Just feeling like a human again.
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Post by fly-chucker » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:08 am

Spudnik wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:16 pm
“I’m just gonna skin up right here”

Lots of kids here in the states could learn a lesson or two on being polite and well-mannered from Elizabeth. Cheers again, forever indebted.

Oh, and I should’ve paid more attention to layovers on the flight out. Full fucking 48 hours of travel. Just feeling like a human again.
must have learned it from her mum
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:53 am

pig's ass.
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.

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Post by austrotard » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:14 am

"so is that a bogan?"
'yeah... umm, I suppose he is if you want him to be.'
"what about her? is she a bogan?"
'dude, they're all fucking bogans. look around you, mate. hell, even my wife and kids are bogans.'
"well what about you?"
'I'm a cub.'
"a cub? what's that?"
'a cashed up bogan. hey? hey? you like that?.. you fucking seppbogan.'
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:15 am

"are all birds from melbourne tall, tattooed and gorgeous?"
'no, mate. most are lebanese.'
fuck fair. fair doesn't exist. it's just a word to make people think they're doing some good.
fair is a concept created by the same beings who created deities.
nothing in this world of any consequence is fair. just look around, josh.

-anonymous mtice

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by BigTimber » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:15 am

is that show "Housos" still on?
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